im a guy im ashamed of my butt

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Hi, my name is gabbo and I have also suffer from the larry fitzgerald/running back butt syndrome.

It all started back in 1999 when i got addicted to deadlifts. Til this day it's still my favorite compound lift followed by the bench press but got damn if it didn't give me that booty meat :mjcry:



It was never really a huge (pun unintended :mjcry:) deal to me until about 2003 when I went out to celebrate my girl's 21st birthday.


The night was going good until the DJ started playing sir-mix-alots "baby got back". I was just looking to grind up on my girl but she had a different plan :takedat:


Once the song got going she was double palming MY biscuits :sadcam: slapping them :bryan: and even at one point humping ME from the backside :merchant:

Mind you she was doing all of this while yelling "baby got back" over and over :mjcry:


Since it was her birthday I kept my :pachaha: expression on but deep inside I was :sadbron: at being objectified out of nowhere.



The struggle is real brehs
 

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Hi, my name is gabbo and I have also suffer from the larry fitzgerald/running back butt syndrome.

It all started back in 1999 when i got addicted to deadlifts. Til this day it's still my favorite compound lift followed by the bench press but got damn if it didn't give me that booty meat :mjcry:



It was never really a huge (pun unintended :mjcry:) deal to me until about 2003 when I went out to celebrate my girl's 21st birthday.


The night was going good until the DJ started playing sir-mix-alots "baby got back". I was just looking to grind up on my girl but she had a different plan :takedat:


Once the song got going she was double palming MY biscuits :sadcam: slapping them :bryan: and even at one point humping ME from the backside :merchant:

Mind you she was doing all of this while yelling "baby got back" over and over :mjcry:


Since it was her birthday I kept my :pachaha: expression on but deep inside I was :sadbron: at being objectified out of nowhere.



The struggle is real brehs
:laff:

:deadrose:

:mjcry:
 

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I can kinda relate. Where as most overweight guys carry the bulk of their fat around the belly, my shyts go straight to my thighs. Wife talking about she envious of my juicy thighs :mjcry3:

This bullshyt ass, struggle cut going at a turtles pace.
 

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:russ: Try being 6'3 with short ass legs. 32 length be draggin on the floor :mjcry:So I got these tree trunk ass legs with a big ass. It was even worse when I was 15 16 years old with no upper body. I finally caught up after all these years. I cant buy pants for shyt cant get most past my thighs:mjcry:
 

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:russ: Try being 6'3 with short ass legs. 32 length be draggin on the floor :mjcry:So I got these tree trunk ass legs with a big ass. It was even worse when I was 15 16 years old with no upper body. I finally caught up after all these years. I cant buy pants for shyt cant get most past my thighs:mjcry:

i feel ur pain :francis:
 

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Yeah I have a huge ass myself....I ran track and played football though.

I notice sometimes females get jealous of it though, specifically asian, latino and white women....notice a trend here?

I got that Tyson Gaye donk brehs :manny:


Thank goodness they finally came out with athletic fit jeans:whew:
 

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Lol this reminds me I was watching this one video:



This guy has a HUUUUUGE ass no homo of course but wtf :bryan:

fukk leg day :dame:
 
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