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Hi, my name is gabbo and I have also suffer from the larry fitzgerald/running back butt syndrome.
It all started back in 1999 when i got addicted to deadlifts. Til this day it's still my favorite compound lift followed by the bench press but got damn if it didn't give me that booty meat
It was never really a huge (pun unintended
) deal to me until about 2003 when I went out to celebrate my girl's 21st birthday.
The night was going good until the DJ started playing sir-mix-alots "baby got back". I was just looking to grind up on my girl but she had a different plan
Once the song got going she was double palming MY biscuits
slapping them
and even at one point humping ME from the backside
Mind you she was doing all of this while yelling "baby got back" over and over
Since it was her birthday I kept my
expression on but deep inside I was
at being objectified out of nowhere.
The struggle is real brehs