im a guy im ashamed of my butt

[Gonzo]

Try being 6'3 with short ass legs. 32 length be draggin on the floor So I got these tree trunk ass legs with a big ass. It was even worse when I was 15 16 years old with no upper body. I finally caught up after all these years. I cant buy pants for shyt cant get most past my thighs

how does this even look? You have a long ass body? What?

 

[Astroslik]

Yeah I have a huge ass myself....I ran track and played football though.

I notice sometimes females get jealous of it though, specifically asian, latino and white women....notice a trend here?

I got that Tyson Gaye donk brehs


Thank goodness they finally came out with athletic fit jeans

link

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

link

The coli is right now so it won't let me insert the link.

Just go to amazon and search "athletic fit jeans".

 

[Road20]

how does this even look? You have a long ass body? What?

Yeah long torso

 

[Lil Diddy]

No, but im 5'7, so combine a big dooky booty, pause , with a slim waist and a severe height shortage. I look like a damn clown. If it was socially acceptable to twerk as a man, and if I could get surgery on my trick knee, I could shut down all the video vixens with my joint pause

 

[Software]

Don't go to prison

 

[CHL]

Don't go to prison

 

[DarkmanX]

I taught i was the only one with this problem. Assuming, but i think us as black people can have this trouble, even tho i ironically seen this with an arab/middle eastern dude just recently too for example.

I dont know about yall but for me its a real problem. I have maaaaad insecurities about it. So bad to where i cant just walk outside without a jacket or something to "cover it" (at least in my mind). Then shoppin for jeans is the worst.

I started workin out last year & ive gotten smaller. So maybe it has change a tiny tiny tiny bit without me fully realizing it. But its still a problem for me for real. And im not "okay" when cats just say "well at least girls like it" & all that. Naw, fukk that, I'M not cool with it. Its sad that theres nothin you can do about it. I seriously considered, as a last step, to get lipo & all that - even if i dont have the money. Just went to see a doctor just so i can ask & all that. Guess what? Of course they couldnt do it (at least THAT place). Cuz he said its not casual that people request doin that in that area so therefor they dont wanna take risks.

So im cursed for real. Ive tried work out & all but im still not satisfied. I still have a noticable part sticking out.

 

[Brofato]

I taught i was the only one with this problem. Assuming, but i think us as black people can have this trouble, even tho i ironically seen this with an arab/middle eastern dude just recently too for example.

I dont know about yall but for me its a real problem. I have maaaaad insecurities about it. So bad to where i cant just walk outside without a jacket or something to "cover it" (at least in my mind). Then shoppin for jeans is the worst.

I started workin out last year & ive gotten smaller. So maybe it has change a tiny tiny tiny bit without me fully realizing it. But its still a problem for me for real. And im not "okay" when cats just say "well at least girls like it" & all that. Naw, fukk that, I'M not cool with it. Its sad that theres nothin you can do about it. I seriously considered, as a last step, to get lipo & all that - even if i dont have the money. Just went to see a doctor just so i can ask & all that. Guess what? Of course they couldnt do it (at least THAT place). Cuz he said its not casual that people request doin that in that area so therefor they dont wanna take risks.

So im cursed for real. Ive tried work out & all but im still not satisfied. I still have a noticable part sticking out.

Haha, I'm guessing nowadays they have requests for the opposite.

I know your pain though. I wore baggy clothes for a lot of years while I've been gaining weight over the past 4 or 5 years. In the last year I started wearing clothes that actually fit me and it's more noticeable. I even forget about it until I catch a glimpse in the mirror and then it's like

I've gained quite a bit of weight this year as well and I'm assuming it all went to my legs, parts of my face and my ass. The bad thing is it's starting to show in my stomach as well which I cannot abide as it makes me look weird to have both sticking out as far as they do. You can suck in your gut but you can't suck in your ass.

The weirdest thing in the world, as others in this thread have mentioned, is having women comment on it. I usually don't even get hung up on shyt like that but it's something about that that's particularly emasculating.

But to make us all feel better:

 

[MrPentatonic]

Lol just gotta get your bodyfat down brehs it will reduce with it.

Also alot of black 100m sprinters have it too if that makes you feel better. Its just a body type from our West African DNA afaik.

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

Had two women at my job on separate occasions comment on my butt. Both were looking at me like

 

[bucks3115]

Had two women at my job on separate occasions comment on my butt. Both were looking at me like

they want the pipe

 

[Thierry Henry]

Embrace that shyt brehs, women love it

Always had one since I can remember, also played baseball as a second baseman so women loved seeing me in baseball pants

Nothing better then squeezing a firm butt when getting dikked down....

Question.

For you guys with big butts, would you say that you are sprinters or marathon runners?

What are you better at, sprinting or marathon running?

I'm definitely a sprinter, although I have never ran track before, I am quite fast

Real talk how do you get rid of this? Got women liking at my ass like I'm the bytch

you can try and lose some weight, but it's still gonna be there

Had two women at my job on separate occasions comment on my butt. Both were looking at me like

I had 2 older co workers comment on it and grab it all the time



I would have dikked them down given the chance honestly

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Question.

For you guys with big butts, would you say that you are sprinters or marathon runners?

What are you better at, sprinting or marathon running?

Just for reference I was a sprinter and I always placed in the top 3 in the county and always made it to the final heat in states. Inherited them goat west african genes


But it came at the price of having a larry fitzgerald booty

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

This is just life for a lot of us