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thread just gave nikkas prep time.............
this should be good
this should be good
Im a get hate for this but fvck it. Batman aint no super hero. And his act is kinda lame.
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The Joker aint no super criminal.
Batman is so lame they had to make up a fictitious city for him to fight crime. In the real world the FBI, CIA, DEA and Department of Homeland Security would've been all over the Joker's ass.And they would've been on Batman's too. They would've exposed Bruce Wayne and been talking about him on 360 with Anderson Cooper. Sean Hannity would've called him a liberal thug.
And Bane exposed Batman's "theatrics and practicality" It's all bullshyt.
This post and topic are so
its disgusting.Batman is the pinnacle of human conditioning, with no roids. A genius-level intellect and detective. The only man on the planet smart enough to figure out how to kill or incapacitate EVERY member of the Justice League AND smashed out pretty much every bad chick in the DC universe Wonder Woman included.
Batman, however, is a hero for the simple fact that he never needed powers and doesn't need them now. Dude hangs around cats who can break time-space/reality and THOSE nikkas are afraid of him.
And the Joker?
IIRC dude has one of the highest body counts of all comic book villains and all them Alphabet Boys you named HAVE been on him to no avail...dude is just too unpredictable. 
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Superstar
Batman is a mentally ill rich white man who is clearly psychologically scarred, but also a megalomaniac and a narcissist. Dude could easily train the Gotham police force to be the greatest , and could make the city safer.
This rich white man also joined a cult, that enables his behavior because they manufacture fear and threats for him to combat. It's kind of crazy. But because he's rich, and portrayed as heroic we overlook his mental instability. He's a crazy man in a costume low key.
This rich white man also joined a cult, that enables his behavior because they manufacture fear and threats for him to combat. It's kind of crazy. But because he's rich, and portrayed as heroic we overlook his mental instability. He's a crazy man in a costume low key.
Kill Dat Noize
Banned
Let's be honest with ourselves for a moment as much as we love Batman I don't think the other JL members are really "afraid" of him. Batman's contingency plan hinges on the foreknowledge that they're going to strike first.
But if for whatever reason they were all just chillin at the hall of justice and Green Lantern calls dibs on the last slice... I don't think he's too worried about what Batman thinks.
LOL for all we know Batman is like the fall guy of the group. nikkas be fukkin wit him and shyt knowin he ain't got no superpowers.
Superman be like "Hey let's lock Batman in his room again"
Let's be honest with ourselves for a moment as much as we love Batman I don't think the other JL members are really "afraid" of him. Batman's contingency plan hinges on the foreknowledge that they're going to strike first.
But if for whatever reason they were all just chillin at the hall of justice and Green Lantern calls dibs on the last slice... I don't think he's too worried about what Batman thinks.
LOL for all we know Batman is like the fall guy of the group. nikkas be fukkin wit him and shyt knowin he ain't got no superpowers.
Superman be like "Hey let's lock Batman in his room again"
Yeah? Then why is Clark constantly reminding nikkas not to underestimate Bruce? Why is Bruce a part of the DC trinity and not Wally West? Or Hal Jordan?
There is a reason why Batman is consistently one of the most feared nikkas walking. He knows his shyt, and he's never caught off guard. If they did lock him in the room dude would be out a trap door he set up 8 months ago and flying to their location in a matter of seconds wearing kryptonite Jordan 3's like
"Wanna try that again?"
Kill Dat Noize
Banned
Yeah? Then why is Clark constantly reminding nikkas not to underestimate Bruce? Why is Bruce a part of the DC trinity and not Wally West? Or Hal Jordan?
There is a reason why Batman is consistently one of the most feared nikkas walking. He knows his shyt, and he's never caught off guard. If they did lock him in the room dude would be out a trap door he set up 8 months ago and flying to their location in a matter of seconds wearing kryptonite Jordan 3's like
"Wanna try that again?"
Because he's a more popular character???
LOL it's just jokes breh. Of course Batman is a G. No one is denying that.
I'm just sayin if the JL is chillin on a Sunday watchin the football game Batman is sittin on the floor.
Because he's a more popular character???
LOL it's just jokes breh. Of course Batman is a G. No one is denying that.
I'm just sayin if the JL is chillin on a Sunday watchin the football game Batman is sittin on the floor.
Nah, Diana is sitting on his face
Kill Dat Noize
Banned
Nah, Diana is sitting on his face
When the JL runs the train on her though you know they make Batman go last.
When the JL runs the train on her though you know they make Batman go last.
ha ha
The hero/superhero thing can be argued, but you do realize that Batman has been around sine 1939, right? He was never intended to be campy. The first couple years of Batman he would kill criminals by shooting them, snapping their necks, kicking them into acid, etc. It only became campy when comic books about superheros got overtaken by science fiction comics in the late 40's/50's so they tried adding elements of that to Batman and then the show came (in 1966) and made it worse.
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King Koopa
All Star
This thread again 
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
Stop BSing.
If you don't see it in theaters then once it leaks you're gonna peep it. 
I honestly don't know how you're still in the green.
Majestic Pape
The-Coli = W SOHH = L
Batman is by far my favorite comic book character, but I can't really disagree with much of what the OP said.
He doesn't have superpowers, and Bruce doesn't even have any super traits... he's just rich and has all of the time in the world on his hands. Hell, he's not even rich from anything he did on his own.
He doesn't have superpowers, and Bruce doesn't even have any super traits... he's just rich and has all of the time in the world on his hands. Hell, he's not even rich from anything he did on his own.
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The-Coli = W SOHH = L
The Jermaine Dupri of superheroes.What kind of man had young boys as sidekicks