Im a get hate for this but fvck it. Batman aint no super hero. And his act is kinda lame.

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

super hero with no super powers and has a fukking day job even tho he has $$ and could be fukking bad bytches all day and whipping Lambos.

At least Clark Kent fukked off his time at the Daily Planet, never got a promotion because his work was sub-par and was CLEARLY at the newspaper so he could be on the books because he didn't wanna deal with the IRS

Same thing with Spiderman. He was living with his Aunt rent free.

 

[Swiggy]

nikkas need football fast

 

[El Cocodrilo]

People just say Batman has no powers because he has all those gadgets in lieu of being able to fly or super strength, fire breath whatever the fukk

But

Just like Wolverine's adamantium the gadgets are ADD-ONS. You give anyone the gadgets and say "hey be batman now" and they are dead in a week. Batman is Batman because he is a master of psychology and he is the world's greatest detective. Batman has to deal with the most twisted fukks the most twisted city can spit out and he comes out on top because of his mind and his strength of character. He is more of a hero than anyone; second best hero is Spiderman then maybe Superman imo.

As for the movies... those are jus those directors/writers visions and its their fault Batman hasnt been nailed as great as he is.

 

[Kartel13]

you just proved one of my points. they have to keep reinventing his role to make it more appealing. Batman isn't a super hero, he's an idea.. a symbol. Take away that and he's just a nikka in a suit.

Breh, Superheros will always be reinvented to fit the modern day world. It's a lot harder to come out with new super heroes so they reinvent the current ones. Villains too. Hell, they just reinvented Iron Man's character in the cartoons to fit in with RDJs version of Iron Man.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Same thing with Spiderman. He was living with his Aunt rent free.

Spiderman was a complete bum ass nikka. Homemade costume, no bytches (MJ was wack and a thot), and he relied on a one and a trillion mutated spider to bite him in order to get his abilities.

With his "powers" dude shoulda knocked off a couple of banks and at least put down a couple of dollars for a lil condo somewhere

 

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[pete clemenza]

The Batman cartoons were but trying to translate that to live action is when you don't have super powers. People who could realistically kill Batman on the big screen:

Hit Girl
Jack Bauer
Jason Bourne
Ethan Hunt
Black Widow
Snoop & Chris
Jonn McClain


I'm just in aw at how they have been able to feed people this character like he's this mythical super hero when he's just a regular guy that needs help from a lot of other people to get the job done. Hate if you must but I don't give a shyt

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

People just say Batman has no powers because he has all those gadgets in lieu of being able to fly or super strength, fire breath whatever the fukk

But

Just like Wolverine's adamantium the gadgets are ADD-ONS. You give anyone the gadgets and say "hey be batman now" and they are dead in a week. Batman is Batman because he is a master of psychology and he is the world's greatest detective. Batman has to deal with the most twisted fukks the most twisted city can spit out and he comes out on top because of his mind and his strength of character. He is more of a hero than anyone; second best hero is Spiderman then maybe Superman imo.

As for the movies... those are jus those directors/writers visions and its their fault Batman hasnt been nailed as great as he is.

then how the fukk he didn't know Ras A Ghul was actually Liam Nelson and not that Chinaman until he was in his house?
And how come he didn't know that bytch he was smashing was Ras daughter?
And how come he was always 2 steps behind the Joker?
If it wasn't for Lucius showing him that sonar he wouldn't have found the Joker.


edit: I mean look how fast Bruce Banner/Tony Stark found Loki in Avengers

He aint no master nothing. he just nice with those grappling rope thingies.

 

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[El Cocodrilo]

then how the fukk he didn't know Ras A Ghul was actually Liam Nelson and not that Chinaman until he was in his house?
And how come he didn't know that bytch he was smashing was Ras daughter?
And how come he was always 2 steps behind the Joker?
If it wasn't for Lucius showing him that sonar he wouldn't have found the Joker.


edit: I mean look how fast Bruce Banner/Tony Stark found Loki in Avengers

He aint no master nothing. he just nice with those grappling rope thingies.

Nah man, like I said that Batman's fukkups are on Nolan and his team. If youre talking about that version of Batman then I agree 100%.

But what you said in the OP about Batman originating in the silly ass Adam West show is not true... Batman originated in comics. And that Batman and the Batman we grew up with from Batman: The Animated Series is the real Batman to me.

You just need the right director and actor to nail Batman/Bruce perfectly the way Downey and Hemsworth nail Ironman and Thor. Christian Bale aint do it, Nolan did good with the enemies like you said but he didnt do shyt for Batman himself.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

The Joker aint no super criminal.

Batman is so lame they had to make up a fictitious city for him to fight crime. In the real world the FBI, CIA, DEA and Department of Homeland Security would've been all over the Joker's ass. And they would've been on Batman's too. They would've exposed Bruce Wayne and been talking about him on 360 with Anderson Cooper. Sean Hannity would've called him a liberal thug.


And Bane exposed Batman's "theatrics and practicality" It's all bullshyt.

How high are you right now.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Nah man, like I said that Batman's fukkups are on Nolan and his team. If youre talking about that version of Batman then I agree 100%.

But what you said in the OP about Batman originating in the silly ass Adam West show is not true... Batman originated in comics. And that Batman and the Batman we grew up with from Batman: The Animated Series is the real Batman to me.

You just need the right director and actor to nail Batman/Bruce perfectly the way Downey and Hemsworth nail Ironman and Thor. Christian Bale aint do it, Nolan did good with the enemies like you said but he didnt do shyt for Batman himself.

I said the live action started with Adam West. And ever since then they've had to keep reinventing the wheel with the writing, character and costumes to keep people interested. Some comic book characters don't translate good on screen. Being regulated to protect one city that aint even real makes it hard to be creative anyway. There's no consistency with one movie to the next and there keep getting too many people to play batman. If the character is suppose to be complex then find the right person and stick with him. Bale couldn't even be consistent with the voice. Heath Ledger killed him playing joker. That's how you're suppose to approach it.

 

[Kartel13]

Nah man, like I said that Batman's fukkups are on Nolan and his team. If youre talking about that version of Batman then I agree 100%.

But what you said in the OP about Batman originating in the silly ass Adam West show is not true... Batman originated in comics. And that Batman and the Batman we grew up with from Batman: The Animated Series is the real Batman to me.

You just need the right director and actor to nail Batman/Bruce perfectly the way Downey and Hemsworth nail Ironman and Thor. Christian Bale aint do it, Nolan did good with the enemies like you said but he didnt do shyt for Batman himself.

Nolan's enemies weren't spot on either. The Joker was his own take. If anything, I felt Jack's joker felt more like the comic's than Ledger's joker. Still, Ledger's joker was great but let's not act like every live action hero was dead on.

And RDJ's Iron Man isn't spot on either. They had to reinvent the cartoon's character to fit more to the film character.

 

[El Cocodrilo]

I said the live action started with Adam West. And ever since then they've had to keep reinventing the wheel with the writing, character and costumes to keep people interested. Some comic book characters don't translate good on screen. Being regulated to protect one city that aint even real makes it hard to be creative anyway. There's no consistency with one movie to the next and there keep getting too many people to play batman. If the character is suppose to be complex then find the right person and stick with him. Bale couldn't even be consistent with the voice. Heath Ledger killed him playing joker. That's how you're suppose to approach it.

no you didnt say live action nothin, you said batman aint no superhero in the title and in the OP you said that batmans character was meant to be like the 50's show. Now, if you MEANT to say live action then we dont really disagree on anything

 

[El Cocodrilo]

Nolan's enemies weren't spot on either. The Joker was his own take. If anything, I felt Jack's joker felt more like the comic's than Ledger's joker. Still, Ledger's joker was great but let's not act like every live action hero was dead on.

And RDJ's Iron Man isn't spot on either. They had to reinvent the cartoon's character to fit more to the film character.

was just agreeing with @Ethnic Vagina Finder that those villains did carry the films, i didnt say they were accurate

as for ironman they made changes but i guess that one is just my opinion that rdj is a much better tony/ironman than bale is a batman

bale is an alright wayne though, he did good on that side