If You’re Planning on Still Using Washcloths in 2021 you Lawst

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Why cause it was hard for you?
You was the smelly kid wasnt you? Figures

nah I was the kid going to a D1 college to play ball. How is your fat wife doing, I know with COVID and all y’all have to be extremely careful, right?
 

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fukk the Italy towel, get yourself the Japanese one..Salux towel, been using these..can vouch!


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nah I was the kid going to a D1 college to play ball. How is your fat wife doing, I know with COVID and y’all have to be extremely careful, right?
You was gettin D? Oh i get it. Youre gay.
Sorry bro Im hetero
But itll work out for you
Youll find a man who enjoys a$$holes as smelly as yours

Or you won't

Either way youll still have your stuff, no matter how trash it is
 

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You was gettin D? Oh i get it. Youre gay.
Sorry bro Im hetero
But itll work out for you
Youll find a man who enjoys a$$holes as smelly as yours

Or you won't

Either way youll still have your stuff, no matter how trash it is

gotdamn old man, that was a horrid attempt :mjlol:
 

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gotdamn old man, that was a horrid attempt :mjlol:
Almost as bad as those videos of your stuff huh?
Speaking of covid how much of a difference in your life did lock down bring you?
I figure none cuz no one wants to hang with your stank ass anyway
 

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Almost as bad as those videos of your stuff huh?
Speaking of covid how much of a difference in your life did lock down bring you?
I figure none cuz no one wants to hang with your stank ass anyway

It’s been great for me! Took time to adjust but I made it work :blessed:

i know since gyms were closed Mrs.Hydro put on an extra 30lbs. Hope you got her some weights for Christmas.
 

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It’s been great for me! Took time to adjust but I made it work :blessed:

i know since gyms were closed Mrs.Hydro put on an extra 30lbs. Hope you got her some weights for Christmas.

Nah shes perfect the way she is

As far as your girl goes

You dont have one

But Im sure racking up 14000 posts on thecoli has kept you quite busy during covid

Seeing as you had no time to wash your towels or you know bathe correctly
 

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Nah shes perfect the way she is

As far as your girl goes

You dont have one

But Im sure racking up 14000 posts on thecoli has kept you quite busy during covid

Seeing as you had no time to wash your towels or you know bathe correctly

Being able to work from home is goated, I’ve definitely racked up mad posts during this time :wow:.

She not perfect the way she is, we both know it. You ain’t gots to lie Craig :mjlol:
 

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Being able to work from home is goated, I’ve definitely racked up mad posts during this time :wow:.

She not perfect the way she is, we both know it. You ain’t gots to lie Craig :mjlol:
Does your girl know you use the same towel to clean your ass to clean your face for two weeks?
Or is she just used to the ass smell?
Wait nevermind...you dont have a girl
You have a computer that flashes though and half a walk in closet for a bedroom so...i have nothing positive to say

Your whole being is a mess
 

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Does your girl know you use the same towel to clean your ass to clean your face for two weeks?
Or is she just used to the ass smell?
Wait nevermind...you dont have a girl
You have a computer that flashes though and half a walk in closet for a bedroom so...i have nothing positive to say

Youre whole being is a mess

You’re 33 with a fat wife, 4 kids, and make less than 25 an hr. shyt I’d take the former any day :mjlol:

I can get a bigger crib, you can’t get a slimmer wife
 

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Ive always took care of myself to highest degree, but even then. Skin is smooth ass hell, no dirt. I like to wear white tees no matter how much I scrubbed my neck would still get small amount of dirt on the collar, but with these. Nothing at all. Trust me breh. My greatest purchase of 2020.
Even the deranged LSA bytches agree
Go and buy a Korean Italy Towel! Now!
So does this replace the loofah or not nikkas? :stopitslime:
 

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You’re 33 with a fat wife, 4 kids, and make less than 25 an hr. shyt I’d take the former any day :mjlol:
Bro...weve all seen your life
14000 post on thecoli
Half a pantry for a home
Crusty ass wash cloth
You "work on apps and programs"
"wAnnA mAkE a bAn BEtTttt"
Mad incel vibes

Just face if stankbehind..i mean stanklines or stomach or whatever goofiness you go by...youre a loser...your posts made you look like a loser.

Its over Stinky my boy
 
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