If Your Dream Girl Was A A Past Smut

[Sad Bunny]

don't ask, don't tell

be happy

fukk what people think

love

 

[beanz]

He said he doesn't want chick that's been gang banged.

I don't think that's too much to ask.

Exactly. I mean shyt I'm not gonna get mad if my girl has had sex before with boyfriends in the privacy of their bedroom. That's just reality. But if i find out she has been on some disgusting Porno star shyt and has been with more random men than she can even remember, that's gonna be a problem.

 

[Turbulent]

Honestly, who are we to judge?

Jesus was affiliated with "smuts" and the such and still accepted them. What makes us so different?

He wasn't wifing them though

 

[Ashley Banks]

but if you train your dude, wouldn't that make him your bytch? and if it does, wouldn't that mean you get fukked by a bytch?

this makes no sense. How does teaching your man how to fukk make him a bytch?

 

[Turbulent]

this makes no sense. How does teaching your man how to fukk make him a bytch?

she said she wanted to train her man how to fukk. If a chick is trainibg her man on how to fukk her, he's pretty much her bytch.

 

[the cac mamba]

i got curious cause i said "half a mile worth of dikks" so i did the math to see how many dikks that is exactly.

inches in a mile 63,360

half a mile 31,680

31,680/average penis size maybe 7 ( no homo) = 4,525 dikks

yea aight u canibus muhfukka

 

[Ashley Banks]

she said she wanted to train her man how to fukk. If a chick is trainibg her man on how to fukk her, he's pretty much her bytch.

maybe he just doesn't know what to do. I'm not understanding how that makes him a bytch.

 

[Turbulent]

maybe he just doesn't know what to do. I'm not understanding how that makes him a bytch.

it makes him her bytch because she is taking charge of his sexuality and training him with the primary purpose of pleasing her.

 

[Grifter]

What kind of smut? Some shyt can't be overlooked.

 

[InDePickWest]

but if you train your dude, wouldn't that make him your bytch? and if it does, wouldn't that mean you get fukked by a bytch?

I'm not attracted to nikkas that think like this so I wouldn't date a dude who thought me teaching him how to please me makes him a bytch. That would make him a bytch to me.

 

[InDePickWest]

You coming off like a nikka posing as a broad and a troll.

oh shyt my cover

 

[Turbulent]

I'm not attracted to nikkas that think like this so I wouldn't date a dude who thought me teaching him how to please me makes him a bytch. That would make him a bytch to me.

lol, all i asked was if that would make him a bytch. what was that extra shyt you included about exactly?

 

[InDePickWest]

lol, all i asked was if that would make him a bytch. what was that extra shyt you included about exactly?

Oh... well

































































I'm not attracted to nikkas that think like this so I wouldn't date a dude who thought me teaching him how to please me makes him a bytch. That would make him a bytch to me.

 

[Turbulent]

Oh... well

































































I'm not attracted to nikkas that think like this so I wouldn't date a dude who thought me teaching him how to please me makes him a bytch. That would make him a bytch to me.

lol, no one asked what you are attracted to. why do you insist on telling us? are you trying to train us to attract you?

 

[InDePickWest]

lol, no one asked what you are attracted to. why do you insist on telling us? are you trying to train us to attract you?

No. Im just playful and bored.

Wanna play a game?