If Your Dream Girl Was A A Past Smut

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Dudes want to be able to get laid a bunch then find the unicorn that has managed to not touch much dikk when they wifey someone.

:heh:

u wouldnt believe me if i told u breh but im riding that unicorn :mjpls:
 
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think of every ho you fukked and their nasty backstory, good:takedat:and bad:sadbron:. then think of every whore youve heard stories on that make you go :russ:and :noah:at the same time. then remember most of these end up someones mom:lolbron:

then remember your moms a woman too and all woman love getting dikk in the most historically ratchet ways in points of their life:damn::damn::damn:

bein a hoe is natural reap the benefits now:shaq:
 
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and whatever number she tells you multiply it by three and four if she streaks her hair
 

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Truth be told, every woman (at least 99%) goes through a ho'in phase. It's rare to find one that hasn't (or that won't). You just have to make sure the ho phase was something she did, not who she is.

I wouldn't mind a chick who did it while studying abroad wouldn't have to run into any of those dudes. Fair trade-off right?
 

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This is why you're supposed to go out and experiment when you're young and around the college age.

Truth is, all girls are "smuts" at some point of their life.
 

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I wouldn't mind a chick who did it while studying abroad wouldn't have to run into any of those dudes. Fair trade-off right?

:patrice:Depends on what she did. Women need to come with CarFax history reports. I want to know how many owners, what the mileage is, when the last time preventative maintenance was done, and if the frame has been damaged. Most importantly, is this shyt going to break down after I buy it. :manny:
 

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fukk outta here. im getting married in like 20 days and if i find out my girl has a slutty ass past i wouldnt think twice about canceling the whole thing. shyt would hurt like a mothafukka but i wouldnt marry a girl thats been gang banged, had her hair and face nutted on, cream pie'd, and sucked half a mile worth of dikks

:camby:

Dont get married, boy. You obviously still have the mentality of a young immature boy. Little boys dont want girls with a past because it hurts their ego. If you really loved her enough to get married, and shes been acting cool enough for you to get married, why would you let a lil skeet in her hair change the fact you've already been loving her. Either you're trolling, extremely young, or extremely stupid. Maybe all three.
 

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Dont get married, boy. You obviously still have the mentality of a young immature boy. Little boys dont want girls with a past because it hurts their ego. If you really loved her enough to get married, and shes been acting cool enough for you to get married, why would you let a lil skeet in her hair change the fact you've already been loving her. Either you're trolling, extremely young, or extremely stupid. Maybe all three.

:dwillhuh: He said he doesn't want chick that's been gang banged.

I don't think that's too much to ask. :pachaha:
 

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Wayne pretty much covered my feelings on this matter.

 

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Dont get married, boy. You obviously still have the mentality of a young immature boy. Little boys dont want girls with a past because it hurts their ego. If you really loved her enough to get married, and shes been acting cool enough for you to get married, why would you let a lil skeet in her hair change the fact you've already been loving her. Either you're trolling, extremely young, or extremely stupid. Maybe all three.

thats the dumbest jumped to conclusion i ever saw about me on a forum :russ:

nice try :lolbron:
 

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Well..I would prefer to train my nikka but him having a past aint a dealbreaker. It aint like Im a saint my damn self. But I prefer an untainted virgin nikka I can train to my liking :ohlawd:
but if you train your dude, wouldn't that make him your bytch? and if it does, wouldn't that mean you get fukked by a bytch?
 

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Honestly, who are we to judge?

Jesus was affiliated with "smuts" and the such and still accepted them. What makes us so different?
 
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