If your born date doesnt start with a 2... youre now unc status

[O.T.I.S.]

I been an unc since seventh grade, same niece recently made me a great unc

Fax


Been an unc since I was in HS

This aint shyt new

 

[CrimsonTider]

nah if you in your 30s you're big bro status, 40s you hit unc

Stop lying to yourself

 

[Peak]

I provide

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Thanx for reminding me. I need to cop 1+2 again

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Stop lying to yourself

This. Man!!! Life goes on. We old, get over it and enjoy that shìt. We had a great run and came up in a pivotal time. If you Unc status, embrace it. That don’t mean you can’t be tapped in, the game never end. We just gotta take our place as the “unskippable cutscenes” that ain’t gon click until 2035.
#iiwii

 

[Rottweiler]

Thanks for telling me. I’m ordering these right now.

New Balance makes some good ass shoes though

 

[OnlyOneBoss]

Lol
I'm thinking bout signing up for golf lessons and picking up the hobby

Breh I’m bout to start tennis

I wanna at least make it into one amateur tournament just to see if I can do it

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

I mean, i am an Unc. Got nieces and nephews now.
Oldest one getting ready to graduate high school soon

My oldest is a skip away from 30 - he’s about to be unc status, so I’m about to be great auntie status

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Damn near every conversation with a friend I ain’t spoke to in 2+ months has a section dedicated to what we’re eating/not eating these days and the importance of taking care of ourselves

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

I'm excited for the weekly Target ads with the Friday or Saturday paper.

I drink room temperature water.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

New Balance makes some good ass shoes though

I typed “dad shoes” in google, and a whole line of these was up top in the sponsored shopping. They know who their customers are.

 

[ItsPeople]

A closet full of clothes like 70 something t shirts, 10 hoodies, 30 pair of jeans, 40 tracksuits, and over 100 pair of shoes, but I wear the same 4 sets of clothes and 1 pair of shoes every 4 days and then do laundry. My wife said, “ you have all of these clothes you’ve never worn and you wear the same 2 hoodies twice a week.” I’m comfortable being almost 50.

You got the Jay Leno.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

wake up at the asscrack of dawn and be ready for a long nap by 10am on weekends

Go to bed ridiculously early

Low key that shyt feels great. Eating breakfast and drinking a cup of coffee while the sun is coming up is . I have a whole new appreciation for mornings. Sleeping in is now considered sleeping until 8

 

[King Poetic]

A closet full of clothes like 70 something t shirts, 10 hoodies, 30 pair of jeans, 40 tracksuits, and over 100 pair of shoes, but I wear the same 4 sets of clothes and 1 pair of shoes every 4 days and then do laundry. My wife said, “ you have all of these clothes you’ve never worn and you wear the same 2 hoodies twice a week.” I’m comfortable being almost 50.

Damn we the same

Working from home has changed everything, because its like im waking up and jumping right in front of the computer and not going into the office 5 days a week

 

[The Pledge]

Everyone on this bytch has a 19XX birthday. Anyone who claims otherwise is a fukking lie and/or an alt of a 2012 poster.