If your born date doesnt start with a 2... youre now unc status

[RickyDiBiase]

I work in a office always on my phone but still the most productive on the team

I only use other social media for tricking and bytches.






Stop dikk eating.

three things are expected in this life- death, taxes and a breh from Georgia handling his gotdamn business. Get ya money young breh

 

[Tommy Gibbs]

A closet full of clothes like 70 something t shirts, 10 hoodies, 30 pair of jeans, 40 tracksuits, and over 100 pair of shoes, but I wear the same 4 sets of clothes and 1 pair of shoes every 4 days and then do laundry. My wife said, “ you have all of these clothes you’ve never worn and you wear the same 2 hoodies twice a week.” I’m comfortable being almost 50.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I took the trash out at 11pm once, and my neighbors were going out.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

doesn't mean shyt when the kids are

 

[Givethanks]

My uncle said if you do it right, you're 30s are like your 20s but with money. I'm not rich or anything but I get what he meant at 30.


Man 40s gonna be crazy, getting older is low key sick. I love these threads.

 

[TEH]

 

[JadeB]

Gen z is probably the most of touch generation.

And Baby Boomers aren't?

 

[JadeB]

I'm 26 and I already feel like an unc

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

nah if you in your 30s you're big bro status, 40s you hit unc

 

[badboys11]

Yeah and if your born date starts with a 2 guaranteed you got trix colored hair possibly with blonde highlights and you and your best friend have had sex with each other several times

Your playlists are all on Spotify and u really have no idea what music u listen to cause the ai DJ tells you what to listen to

U get nervous and have to reach for your phone everytime you walk down the street and pass an adult cause your grown ass baby self is scared of "stranger danger"

Your a drug addict

U don't smoke cigarettes but keep a vape pen with fruity flavors that u puff on constantly including indoors because your brain is missing certain chemicals and you claim it's "anxiety"

You know every what every letter in the lbgtqwerty stands for cause the gender unicorn they exposed you to in school taught you, but have no idea who the mayor is of the town u live in.

You have no applicable real world skills so you will always live with parents/roommates and cry online about unfair having to work is

Buncha crybaby gay fakkits with colored hair

 

[MoshpitMazi]

nah if you in your 30s you're big bro status, 40s you hit unc

This guy gets it !

 

[RickyDiBiase]

My uncle said if you do it right, you're 30s are like your 20s but with money. I'm not rich or anything but I get what he meant at 30.


Man 40s gonna be crazy, getting older is low key sick. I love these threads.

I remember being 25, my nephew was born, and my sister referred to me as "Uncle Ricky "

fast forward 13 years, I'm playing ball with that same Nephew

Just gotta let him know he don't need the mistake of being a cowboy fan, but I digress. Getting older, getting grays is a blessing.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Everybody think they ready to seize the reins.........never wanna wait they turn

 

[Idaeo]

I been an unc since seventh grade, same niece recently made me a great unc

 

[God Of Art]

I paint and sip wine while listening to New Orleans jazz and Jimi Hendrix.