If your born date doesnt start with a 2... youre now unc status

[Womb Raider]

Year of the dog bih


woof woof

 

[TEH]

 

[Paper Boi]

i know exactly which thread you in

 

[shopthatwrecks]

christmas party last yr at the marriot downtown Houston...

chopped it up with some broads

broad gone ask me wha i bring to the table...

i said shid a boa constrictor in snow...

she said laughed n said huh...

i said a boa in snow... she said they cant coexist ...






i said shiiiid.....

proceeded to the hot coco








fast forward we on the elevator with a homegirl...

n the broad gone say he said he got a boa constrictor that lives in snow....

homegirl like wreck how...i turned around 3 times real fast... unbutton my pants

both of em

they met uncle dikk me that night

 

[The BasedFather]

1993 the GOAT YEAR

Gladly an unc, grandpa, old head


Go to work, take care of my son, hit the gym, go fishing and walks at the park. Play some 2k to wind the day down and in bed by 10pm

 

[Pressure]

Steal your girls with that old head aura.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

If anyone calls me that, I will check them. Some of my more unsavory friends would call me "og" though, and I didn't like it, but at least it was respectful.

 

[Hater Eraser]

i know exactly which thread you in

 

[MidniteJay]

Losing hair off my crown and now I hear my knees going up stairs. It's over.

 

[Hater Eraser]

Tell us the unc things you do

 

[drederick tatum]

 

[Hater Eraser]

wake up at the asscrack of dawn and be ready for a long nap by 10am on weekends

Go to bed ridiculously early

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

That's not unc status. That's cac status

 

[DrunkenNovice]

Get off work and go to sleep

 

[semicko82]

christmas party last yr at the marriot downtown Houston...

chopped it up with some broads

broad gone ask me wha i bring to the table...

i said shid a boa constrictor in snow...

she said laughed n said huh...

i said a boa in snow... she said they cant coexist ...






i said shiiiid.....

proceeded to the hot coco








fast forward we on the elevator with a homegirl...

n the broad gone say he said he got a boa constrictor that lives in snow....

homegirl like wreck how...i turned around 3 times real fast... unbutton my pants

both of em

they met uncle dikk me that night

You should write a book OG. The shyt you've done in Texas is legendary