If you woke up with superpowers, what would you do (HYPOTHETICAL)

[BaldingSoHard]

Speed really fast.
Get pulled over by the cops.
Electrocute them to death.
Play dumb in court. "I don't know what happened, your honor. Right after he commanded my 1-month old son to "stop resisting" at gunpoint, it seemed like he got struck by lightning. I'm as confused as you are. Yes, I do think it's weird that this has happened to me 14 times."

 

[Hyperion]

Straight supervillain

JK, I'd probably be low key and see if I can somehow use it for financial gain. Like secretly making slot machines in Vegas malfunction to hit jackpots.

Enel was a problem. And that's him on his "I don't go to practice" type beat, imagine if he actually tried.

For me, if I have lightning powers, the first thing I'm doing is seeing what I can do. Then I'd do what Peter Parker did in Spider-Man 1 and go fight for money.

 

[Luke Cage]

With electrical powers i would save a lot of money. but other than that i don't see any other practical uses.

 

[WIA20XX]

It really depends on the exact nature of the electrical powers, but if it means I have direct control over the electro-magnetic spectrum - or I can attach copper tubing or antennas - and have indirect controls...

The very first thing I would do is get on the train around 7-8 am.

Then I'd wait until I saw them

IT AIN'T SHOW TIME NO MORE MF'ERS

 

[Van Cleef]

if i woke up with homelander powers ima try to rule the world

 

[KBtheKey]

Mask up, rob white people

 

[O.J. Simpson]

Why nikkas always got electricity as they power?

 

[Don Snow]

Breh got powers from the eclipse and came to the coli for advice

 

[Hater Eraser]

It really depends on the exact nature of the electrical powers, but if it means I have direct control over the electro-magnetic spectrum - or I can attach copper tubing or antennas - and have indirect controls...

The very first thing I would do is get on the train around 7-8 am.

Then I'd wait until I saw them

IT AIN'T SHOW TIME NO MORE MF'ERS

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[Black Mamba]

White supremacists and c00ns oh oh oh oh

 

[FTBS]

Tap prime Lela Rochon and tell my best friend Eddie Griffin all about it.

 

[Lord Beasley]

Have the ability to understand and speak every language in the world

You wanna know when the Chinese spots owners are talking shyt in your face

 

[jdubnyce]

Cause a blackout
Watch fukkery ensue

 

[Ozymandeas]

I’m stacking up HARD. I’m going to be up by tens of millions. Then maybe…maybe after a few months I might consider saving people in certain situations. Maybe. I can’t trust the government to not experiment on me so IDK.

 

[Ozymandeas]

Speed really fast.
Get pulled over by the cops.
Electrocute them to death.
Play dumb in court. "I don't know what happened, your honor. One minute he was shouting "STOP RESISTING" and the next minute it seemed like he got struck by lightning. I'm as confused as you are. Yes, I do think it's weird that this has happened to me 14 times."

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