If you woke up tomorrow as a monster which would you pick?

Which one?

  • Vampire

    Votes: 54 60.0%
  • Werewolf

    Votes: 34 37.8%
  • Zombie

    Votes: 2 2.2%

  • Total voters
    90

Cadillac

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Vampire
if you know the lore and powers of Vampires,
their powers and abilties are crazy. Espescially if we talkin about being the dracula/Alucard type. That are crazy powerful.
 

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A real life vampire would just be a fukking bum

Not being able to hold down a day job, and cant live anywhere with a hint of sunlight

Your only option is to go work for the government doing assassinations or some shyt
Vampires are rich

it comes with the territory
 

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we should ban who ever picks Zombie seriously

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Y'all think the try hard clout chasing Cacs gonna let y'all Bram Stroke and Boogeyman it up without making your lives miserable? I'd rather be a low-watt consciousness, oblivious to the perception of pain, shuffling spectre that's designed to do one thing and one thing only.:demonic: Kill until dead.

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Rest in Peace, #24.
 

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vampires have a shyt ton of weaknesses though. and if you fukk around you can end up creating ghouls



not really. an assassin that cant kill during the day is only as half effective as someone who can. someone on an armored yacht at night is untouchable

The fact that you can't kill during the day is a minor inconvenience when:

1. It's damn near impossible to kill you.
2. You have super strength...so I'm not sure what good armor is gonna do.
3. You don't have to breath....again, not sure what a yacht in water is supposed to prevent.
4. You can control animals, people, shape shift, and create goons damn near as strong as you are. Which you also control.
5. You can fly.
6. You can move faster, see better, and hear better than any human.

Literally the only advantage a human assassin would have is....they can go out during the day. :mjlol:

I feel like the people not picking vampires don't have a grasp of just how powerful they are.

Fred.
 

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Who the fukk would pick zombie :dahell:

all that painful werewolf transformation animal thinking shyt ain't me :skip:


Vampire all the way.. hell I'm a night guy anyway. And a life of decadent debauchery suits me just fine :mjlit:
 

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Y'all have to pay attention. The Vampires are the vamps from Blade. The werewolves are the Lycans from Underworld. Which are immortal as well, faster and stronger than non-elder vampires and can change whenever they choose. They also have power and speed like vampires while in human form. Once they transform, which only takes a second, they are stronger/faster. The Underworld vampires are stronger than the Blade vampires by a good deal and most of them are weaker than werewolves but have sophisticated weaponry and successful white supremacy infrastructure.

You gotta rock with werewolves here. It's the smart decision.
 

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The Underworld vampires are stronger than the Blade vampires.

Man that's because the "Underworld" vampires are the main characters. Vampires in "Blade" are just fodder for him to kill. So while I understand the premise in the OP....this shyt isn't remotely even. Which is why I was listing powers for vamps in general, all through history. And most of that shyt wasn't even used in the "Blade" movies.

Fred.
 

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The fact that you can't kill during the day is a minor inconvenience when:

1. It's damn near impossible to kill you.
2. You have super strength...so I'm not sure what good armor is gonna do.
3. You don't have to breath....again, not sure what a yacht in water is supposed to prevent.
4. You can control animals, people, shape shift, and create goons damn near as strong as you are. Which you also control.
5. You can fly.
6. You can move faster, see better, and hear better than any human.

Literally the only advantage a human assassin would have is....they can go out during the day. :mjlol:

I feel like the people not picking vampires don't have a grasp of just how powerful they are.

Fred.

vampires cant cross running water. what good is all that when you cant get to your target?
 
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