If you woke up tomorrow as a monster which would you pick?

[Ashley Banks]

Vampire is the best option.

werewolf has a painful transformation and zombie is slow, dead, and stinky and it’s hard to blend in, in real life. Vampire lives forever, strong, fast etc.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

#DogSet @Rhap.So.D

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Eternal life and youth plus still have a brain and look normal - vampire!

sucks I can’t kick it in the sun, but ahh well

 

[hex]

A real life vampire would just be a fukking bum

Not being able to hold down a day job, and cant live anywhere with a hint of sunlight

Your only option is to go work for the government doing assassinations or some shyt

If you were an assassin you'd be a millionaire. Because you'd be the most valuable assassin on the planet. You're a fukking vampire.

Fred.

 

[getmoney310cpt]

Vamp life for me all the hoes you bite turn into vampires too p*ssy forever

 

[parallax]

Vampire is the best option.

werewolf has a painful transformation and zombie is slow, dead, and stinky and it’s hard to blend in, in real life. Vampire lives forever, strong, fast etc.

vampires have a shyt ton of weaknesses though. and if you fukk around you can end up creating ghouls

If you were an assassin you'd be a millionaire. Because you'd be the most valuable assassin on the planet. You're a fukking vampire.

Fred.

not really. an assassin that cant kill during the day is only as half effective as someone who can. someone on an armored yacht at night is untouchable

 

[Barlow]

I wanna fight you

 

[Cuban Pete]

Werewolf starts off fukking great, strength, pheromone control over bytches, health regen, super senses is dope af and their weakness to silver is rare compared to sunlight. Con is that you cant control that shyt until you become older, and you have more chances to fukk up early in the game

Vampire starts off weaker and cant do alot of shyt, but assuming you lay low and don't wild out its easier to not be hunted, and those ancient vampires are OP as fukk, teleporting and mind control.

Idk who id pick I just know its not a fukking zombie

 

[Ashley Banks]

vampires have a shyt ton of weaknesses though. and if you fukk around you can end up creating ghouls



not really. an assassin that cant kill during the day is only as half effective as someone who can. someone on an armored yacht at night is untouchable

Yeah but they’re the best out of the 3 because I don’t wanna break my bones every full moon. And zombies are all rotten and fragile.

 

[13473]

vampire.

i just don't want excess body hair or bad skin like a zombie

 

[parallax]

Werewolf starts off fukking great, strength, pheromone control over bytches, health regen, super senses is dope af and their weakness to silver is rare compared to sunlight. Con is that you cant control that shyt until you become older, and you have more chances to fukk up early in the game

Vampire starts off weaker and cant do alot of shyt, but assuming you lay low and don't wild out its easier to not be hunted, and those ancient vampires are OP as fukk, teleporting and mind control.

Idk who id pick I just know its not a fukking zombie

he said you would have all of your function as a werewolf, so no worries about going wild

Yeah but they’re the best out of the 3 because I don’t wanna break my bones every full moon. And zombies are all rotten and fragile.

nobody wants zombie. honestly i dont know why zombie is up there. id rather be a creature from the black lagoon than a zombie

 

[HabitualChiller]

Vampire. You're literally immortal. My only question is: am I able to catch HIV? That would suck ass.

 

[Cat piss martini]

that's a fukked up lineup.
they are all gonna be feeding
off diseased ass humans.
Neither.

 

[RAX 010]

Werewolf Gang in this b!tch

Oww oww owwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[GreenGhxst]

Vampire, could creep on hoes for eternity