If you were homeless.....and had nothing going for yourself.....

[Lavish]

There's places where you can do temp work and get paid daily. Find one of those and sleep in the dumpster a few days and get your money right. Get a cheap ass hotel and continue to get work until you can find a minimum wage job nearby.

Work that until you can by a reliable but very budget priced car (500-1000) Then go on a killing and robbing spree down the mason dixon line. Only hit ma and pa stores and burn down the property afterwards.

flawless execution

 

[Sue Woo]

rob, slang, or military

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I'd walk around with a "Call me a ****** and make me kiss your feet for $5!!!" sign

 

[Kalik]

flawless execution

My cousin living in them hotels now - $150-$200 a week... I told him to go the storage unit route. ( I kicked him out after a week, was at my spot with A/C on all day surfing porn instead of looking for a job). This dude has his baby mama paying him the $150 a week what she used to pay for the daycare. So he getting paid to watch his kids. But his baby mama mad as fukk cuz he aint doing shyt... Left the kid naked all day

I did that when I got divorced. I was homeless for 3 weeks.



That made me reevaluate my life and I never been better

 

[unit321]

What would your plan of recovery be?
I cant imagine me bein homeless for more then a month.
Im a layed back guy, but me living on the street is a no no
Non stop robberies is the only option
If I get away with it, i got bank

If I slip, and get booked. Im goin to jail, where theres a bed, food, and recreation

anything is better then being homeless, especially in the winter

Uh, homeless people do this all the time. Purposely commit a crime (bad enough to be locked up but not too petty to be released on a summons). Wait around for the police to show up. Admit to the crime. Get locked up.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

There's places where you can do temp work and get paid daily. Find one of those and sleep in the dumpster a few days and get your money right. Get a cheap ass hotel and continue to get work until you can find a minimum wage job nearby.

Work that until you can buy a reliable but very budget priced car (500-1000) Then go on a killing and robbing spree down the mason dixon line. Only hit ma and pa stores and burn down the property afterwards.

 

[Lavish]

My cousin living in them hotels now - $150-$200 a week... I told him to go the storage unit route. ( I kicked him out after a week, was at my spot with A/C on all day surfing porn instead of looking for a job). This dude has his baby mama paying him the $150 a week what she used to pay for the daycare. So he getting paid to watch his kids. But his baby mama mad as fukk cuz he aint doing shyt... Left the kid naked all day

I did that when I got divorced. I was homeless for 3 weeks.



That made me reevaluate my life and I never been better

that story

yeah if your homeless with a job, thats different. hotel for a lil while would be an option

When I said homeless with nothing going for yourself, I meant like bum level. no job, family disowned you, no friends. just you, your shabby clothes and a shopping kart, sitting on the floor.

I dunno how they stay like that all those years man. I would be pannicking like a MF tryna change my situation. sleeping outside, especially during winter is fukkin un-real.

 

[Listen]

In my early 20's i lost my job,my license, my car and my apartment within 3 weeks.

Homeless, i found an old friend living with his dad who lived near the bus stop in a falling down old house, got a job part time at a grocery store and rode the bust to work and paid the dudes dad $25 a week to sleep on his couch.

shyt was fukking awful and humiliating as fukk. I walked 4 miles to that grocery store on more than one occasion when i didnt have the bus fare.

 

[its_normal]

I got hundreds of relatives in my city, I can't be homeless.

 

[rapbeats]

but here's the plan.

first off. i would always have a shower.
cause being homeless doesnt necessarily mean you dont have a job. being homeless just means you dont have a place to call home. sometimes you can make so little money to the point where you cant afford to pay rent or a mortgage. and you either dont have any friends/fam to stay with or they're sick of you already. so now you're OFFICIALLY out on the streets. but with a paying job. as long as you have a job. you pay for a membership at your local GYM. why? so you can use the showers.

now if by chance you're flat broke, no job, nothing.

then either make good friends with the workers that work at the local gym and tell them your story and say you just atleast want to keep clean so you can go out and look for work. they might just let you in to take a shower every day. its not like you will LOOK homeless to any else in there. or you wait outside and ask people to give you one of those tour passes to the GYM so you can walk in there legit. and use that shower every now and then.

worse case scenario. you go into a store and steal some wet whipes. that will keep you much much cleaner then your average homeless person walking along the streets.

so now you're clean. now you're not looked at as homeless. so now you can try to find a job. here's the hitch. you need an address so when you apply for jobs. ask someone you know if you can use their home address as your house address. lucky for this generation of homeless folks. you can get a cell phone for nothing and just do the mins as you go. while you're collecting change. you make sure to keep enough mins for that phone just in case a job calls. dont make any other calls on that phone.

so now you have a phone, home address, and you're clean. that should be enough to find a job some where.

the beauty of living in los angeles is weather is not much of a problem. I would live on the westside in those white neighborhoods close to the really nice parks. i would be around about the city all during the day. and late at night i would go into the park and find a good spot. and crash out. wake up around 4 am or so. so no one would notice me. then start hanging out around the city again. keep the cops from pushing me away from the nice area.

best thing i could tell you is to be nice to everyone no matter how shady they are towards you. be talkative. this way especially white folks that have money would love talking to you. you know some of them love those "blind side" moments. you know where a white person can save a helpless black person to make themselves feel good.

next thing you know someone gives you a little job. and bam you're off to the races.

now since you still probably aint making enough to pay rent. you go and buy yourself a bucket. remember you dont have any over head. so you have been saving up. go get yourself an old pickup truck that runs for cheap. then by yourself one of those trailers that people can sleep in for road trips. you work that angle until you can save up enough money or move up in the company or get another job so you can actually have enough doe to pay rent somewhere decent. to keep the police off of you while you're living out your trailer. just move around from nice area to nice area. and plug in your generator at the local walmart parking lot. they have plugs on the light poles a lot of times.

get ya weight up. blog about it on the internet using free library computers, get enough people to view your blog "My homeless life" and start selling add space. then write your book about the same thing. and get ready to start trying to sell your story to make a movie out of it.

**as long as i'm living in decent health with all of my mental faculties. you cant hold me down to long**

and notice the only thing i've stolen here was a few boxes of wet wipes.

exhibit A
and yall thought i was playing, listen to this dude. and i found this after i posted my breakdown. haa haaa

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

prostitution.

Pictures

 

[Rawtid]

with the plan that I have that would only happen to me if every form of invest or savings I was using somehow crashed and burned so that any money I had put in was lost. If that were to happen, then I wouldn't be the only one fukked up and I'd be fine with that.

 

[PortCityProphet]

fight other homeless people in allies in front of crowds for money

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

go to hollywood and beg celebrities for money

 

[Kalik]

and yall thought i was playing, listen to this dude. and i found this after i posted my breakdown. haa haaa

Car + Storage + Gym... all you need. Yeah read your breakdown after I posted mine (even though you posted before me), it was similar. I'm like yup he knows the drill