If you were homeless.....and had nothing going for yourself.....

[Last Dayze]

nikkas watching too much Lockup Raw on this board. nikkas think as soon as you step in your cell nikkas coming through on a rape spree

And at trying to get locked up. Ain't nothing worse than losing your freedom.

word,freedom(e) transcends everything,ain't NATHIN in life more valuable..

 

[rapbeats]

but here's the plan.

first off. i would always have a shower.
cause being homeless doesnt necessarily mean you dont have a job. being homeless just means you dont have a place to call home. sometimes you can make so little money to the point where you cant afford to pay rent or a mortgage. and you either dont have any friends/fam to stay with or they're sick of you already. so now you're OFFICIALLY out on the streets. but with a paying job. as long as you have a job. you pay for a membership at your local GYM. why? so you can use the showers.

now if by chance you're flat broke, no job, nothing.

then either make good friends with the workers that work at the local gym and tell them your story and say you just atleast want to keep clean so you can go out and look for work. they might just let you in to take a shower every day. its not like you will LOOK homeless to any else in there. or you wait outside and ask people to give you one of those tour passes to the GYM so you can walk in there legit. and use that shower every now and then.

worse case scenario. you go into a store and steal some wet whipes. that will keep you much much cleaner then your average homeless person walking along the streets.

so now you're clean. now you're not looked at as homeless. so now you can try to find a job. here's the hitch. you need an address so when you apply for jobs. ask someone you know if you can use their home address as your house address. lucky for this generation of homeless folks. you can get a cell phone for nothing and just do the mins as you go. while you're collecting change. you make sure to keep enough mins for that phone just in case a job calls. dont make any other calls on that phone.

so now you have a phone, home address, and you're clean. that should be enough to find a job some where.

the beauty of living in los angeles is weather is not much of a problem. I would live on the westside in those white neighborhoods close to the really nice parks. i would be around about the city all during the day. and late at night i would go into the park and find a good spot. and crash out. wake up around 4 am or so. so no one would notice me. then start hanging out around the city again. keep the cops from pushing me away from the nice area.

best thing i could tell you is to be nice to everyone no matter how shady they are towards you. be talkative. this way especially white folks that have money would love talking to you. you know some of them love those "blind side" moments. you know where a white person can save a helpless black person to make themselves feel good.

next thing you know someone gives you a little job. and bam you're off to the races.

now since you still probably aint making enough to pay rent. you go and buy yourself a bucket. remember you dont have any over head. so you have been saving up. go get yourself an old pickup truck that runs for cheap. then by yourself one of those trailers that people can sleep in for road trips. you work that angle until you can save up enough money or move up in the company or get another job so you can actually have enough doe to pay rent somewhere decent. to keep the police off of you while you're living out your trailer. just move around from nice area to nice area. and plug in your generator at the local walmart parking lot. they have plugs on the light poles a lot of times.

get ya weight up. blog about it on the internet using free library computers, get enough people to view your blog "My homeless life" and start selling add space. then write your book about the same thing. and get ready to start trying to sell your story to make a movie out of it.

**as long as i'm living in decent health with all of my mental faculties. you cant hold me down to long**

and notice the only thing i've stolen here was a few boxes of wet wipes.

 

[Lavish]

IF you were really bout that, how'd you become homeless in the first place?

use your imagination

I lose my house suddenly. I get robbed of everything I got..etc..,

All I'm sayin is if I ended up on the street wit my back against the wall. I'm only homeless for a month tops

Only hard part is not getting wacked in the process

 

[rapbeats]

prostitution.

you ever seen them hood prostitutes? they dont even make enough money to justify degrading themselves. its the same thing i say about most corner d dealers. if you aint bringing a ton of cash home. WHY subject yourself to all that mental and physical anguish?

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

but here's the plan.

first off. i would always have a shower.
cause being homeless doesnt necessarily mean you dont have a job. being homeless just means you dont have a place to call home. sometimes you can make so little money to the point where you cant afford to pay rent or a mortgage. and you either dont have any friends/fam to stay with or they're sick of you already. so now you're OFFICIALLY out on the streets. but with a paying job. as long as you have a job. you pay for a membership at your local GYM. why? so you can use the showers.

now if by chance you're flat broke, no job, nothing.

then either make good friends with the workers that work at the local gym and tell them your story and say you just atleast want to keep clean so you can go out and look for work. they might just let you in to take a shower every day. its not like you will LOOK homeless to any else in there. or you wait outside and ask people to give you one of those tour passes to the GYM so you can walk in there legit. and use that shower every now and then.

worse case scenario. you go into a store and steal some wet whipes. that will keep you much much cleaner then your average homeless person walking along the streets.

so now you're clean. now you're not looked at as homeless. so now you can try to find a job. here's the hitch. you need an address so when you apply for jobs. ask someone you know if you can use their home address as your house address. lucky for this generation of homeless folks. you can get a cell phone for nothing and just do the mins as you go. while you're collecting change. you make sure to keep enough mins for that phone just in case a job calls. dont make any other calls on that phone.

so now you have a phone, home address, and you're clean. that should be enough to find a job some where.

the beauty of living in los angeles is weather is not much of a problem. I would live on the westside in those white neighborhoods close to the really nice parks. i would be around about the city all during the day. and late at night i would go into the park and find a good spot. and crash out. wake up around 4 am or so. so no one would notice me. then start hanging out around the city again. keep the cops from pushing me away from the nice area.

best thing i could tell you is to be nice to everyone no matter how shady they are towards you. be talkative. this way especially white folks that have money would love talking to you. you know some of them love those "blind side" moments. you know where a white person can save a helpless black person to make themselves feel good.

next thing you know someone gives you a little job. and bam you're off to the races.

now since you still probably aint making enough to pay rent. you go and buy yourself a bucket. remember you dont have any over head. so you have been saving up. go get yourself an old pickup truck that runs for cheap. then by yourself one of those trailers that people can sleep in for road trips. you work that angle until you can save up enough money or move up in the company or get another job so you can actually have enough doe to pay rent somewhere decent. to keep the police off of you while you're living out your trailer. just move around from nice area to nice area. and plug in your generator at the local walmart parking lot. they have plugs on the light poles a lot of times.

get ya weight up. blog about it on the internet using free library computers, get enough people to view your blog "My homeless life" and start selling add space. then write your book about the same thing. and get ready to start trying to sell your story to make a movie out of it.

**as long as i'm living in decent health with all of my mental faculties. you cant hold me down to long**

and notice the only thing i've stolen here was a few boxes of wet wipes.

I took this as a pure fukkery thread but my man dropped ju-wellz.

 

[Lavish]

And at trying to get locked up. Ain't nothing worse than losing your freedom.

what would I be losing?

my freedom to eat out of garbage bins?



I dont think you realize what homeless people go through

you got people taking penitentary chances while they have a place to stay and a job

im talkin about havin nothing but your shopping kart

 

[HelgaPataki]

you ever seen them hood prostitutes? they dont even make enough money to justify degrading themselves. its the same thing i say about most corner d dealers. if you aint bringing a ton of cash home. WHY subject yourself to all that mental and physical anguish?

those are crackheads with pimps. of course they dont keep money. why would i sell ass in the hood i would go where the money is

women have sex in exchange for something all the time. what is the difference between sleeping with a guy because he took you on an expensive vacation and just asking for the guy to skip the vacation and give you the money? money out of his pocket benefiting me either way

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

what would I be losing?

my freedom to eat out of garbage bins?



I dont think you realize what homeless people go through

you got people taking penitentary chances while they have a place to stay and a job

im talkin about havin nothing but your shopping kart

I never been homeless, but I've been to prison. If given the choice, make me a bum any day nikka. Just the freedom to walk around is taken for granted.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

id wait for old white people with bank to hit up a atm outside keep a mask and a full body suit rob them haul ass catch a bus to the next city stop and repeat till i make my come up every bus travel id buy new clothes and id sleep in motels with the money i make

 

[Majestic Pape]

I was homeless for a minute but I wasn't actually in a desperate situation. I had a job at the time (part-time shyt though) and had a spot, but my roommate had stopped paying rent and had been hiding the eviction notices from me, so I didn't even realize I was gonna get kicked outta my spot until it was too late.

So I was homeless for a couple of weeks (living paycheck-to-paycheck ) until I lived in a motel for a month and then just moved in with my parents.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Rob nikkaz and hit licks, that's all you can do at that point.

 

[OneManGang]

I always figured i'd join the armed forces if I was still young enough.

 

[rapdonttweet]

I can't ever see myself being homeless. If I had no job and no money I'd still have tons of family and friends there to help me get back on my feet.

 

[cleanface coney]

I took this as a pure fukkery thread but my man dropped ju-wellz.

LOL ITS nikkaZ THAT AINT HOMELESS THAT CANT DO THAT!!!

 

[GoFlipAPack]

I was homeless for 5 months. Had a full time job and everything Slept at work, had a few different places i could shower, just sucked not having a stove but i did have a foreman grill. Itll test your mental fortitude being homeless. im good now though. I have my own 1 bedroom apt. Wont say lifes good but im ok