If you had a shoebox with 250k in cash, How would you go about cleaning the money?

[Cobalt Sire]

This feels like a set up lol.

 

[Killigraphy]

Cops and FBI know hows its all done, they just can't track everybody....also its always small amounts. No one is trying to put 10 million into the bank.

It's 250k...get a regular job with easy to manipulate books....an Arcade for example or even a fukking pizzeria with an Arcade room.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Damn everything you gotta do goes through the IRS

 

[BiggWebb79]

Get a food truck selling burgers, wings, tacos, pineapple bowls, and drinks.

 

[TEH]

The movie Office Space would’ve been a lot different with these ideas …

 

[darius19]

I’d buy things like luxury watches, art, rare sneakers etc that I know I can flip for a profit, then I can deposit that money once those items are sold

And agree with the brehs that said you can use the money to pay bills and shyt

 

[RadaMillz]

250K is not much to raise suspicion if you have a decent job, I'd do nothing and use that as my walk around money for the rest of my life

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

find you a stripper or two

 

[ThrobbingHood]

@NotAnFBIagent

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Find some attention starved chick, pay for her BBL, pimp her out on OnlyFans

The only right answer but you shouldn’t be dropping this game for free.

 

[Artfull Dodger]

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Why would you need to clean 250k?

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

There's only so much you can do with the cash.

How would you go about getting that money cleaned

Need some suggestions

This is all hypothetically speaking of course

Example of shoebox, not mine at all
(heck I don't have one, this is all for a friend)

I wouldn’t bother. It would go towards small purchases forever while I still paid bills and shyt with regular money.

clothes, trips, food, gas, electronics, anything else, paying in cash. And also making very small deposits. $200 here. $100 there.

I don’t know shyt about washing and I’m sure many idiots who think they do, got caught finding out they don’t. Just spend the cash slow

 

[The Jewnited States]

post a ebay/craigslist ad for a rare ________________ you are selling for 250k. say you sold the item and got paid in 250k cash.

 

[Formerly known as...]

I wouldn't 'clean' it.

I would use my income for bills, mortgage etc then that cash I would use for lifestyle and paying people such as builders, carpenters whenever I needed work at the house done.