If Rent in Gotham is 300 bucks are you moving

[Hoodoo Child]

Now these are the threads we been missing

 

[DJSmooth]

I would move there become a super villain, be known for having the cleanest coke and dog food that make fiends throw up on themselves like willie beamen
Super strength and speed mix martial artist so batman can’t beat my ass, and my henchmen them heavy steppers so other villains can’t fukk wit me
Basically I’m living out paid in full life but with a good ending
End up being the best villain in the dc universe, they make a movie about me

You go ahead and try to be the best super villian

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

posters in here talking about becoming a supervillain

wouldn't even be low end bookies

 

[DropTopDoc]

Yo this thread belong in the rafters, i have not laughed this hard in a minute

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Yes

 

[NinoBrown]

Held up on the train because Batman and League of Shadows goons done killed the conductor and missed my stop 10 miles ago....

Gonna be late to work boss....

Boss: "Okay"

 

[Spence]

Held up on the train because Batman and League of Shadows goons done killed the conductor and missed my stop 10 miles ago....

Gonna be late to work boss....

Boss: "Okay"

Boss: “You know you need to call someone to work your shift. Riddler held up Johnny last week in a bank robbery but he still made it in 2 minutes early, you don’t have a valid excuse. Tell Batman to stop the train so you can get an Uber!”

 

[ExodusNirvana]

LOL @ wanting to be a Super Villain in Gotham City

Bro just pay for a Dominatrix if you that desperate to get fukked up

If he don't fukk you up, one of his PTSD Child Soldiers will

 

[Rekkapryde]

yes and i’m taking a job as a henchman

batman don’t kill

Work for the Joker brehs

 

[Xcenai]

just went through this whole thread again

 

[BlaccSunrise]

Imagine commuting from a long day of work to hop on the interstate with two cacs fukking up the road

 

[Complexion]

Batman is actually the gooniest goon, if you think about it. Tearing the streets up with a death wish dressed up as pseudo salvation of the masses due to his unprocessed PTSD, anger issues and unlimited funds providing a vent for the hurt he's experienced.

Go lick a toad or something, Bats sheesh!.

 

[Loken]

same shyt if it was marvel hell you think you doing right by your kids

 

[Spence]

same shyt if it was marvel hell you think you doing right by your kids

Lawsuit
Got my child out in these streets in sparkling underwear talkin bout “for all mutant kind”, Betta fine sumbody else!

 

[NinoBrown]

Naw I'm good. Even getting past The Joker, Scarecrow, etc, Gotham had a earthquake that devastated the city and the federal government was like fukk y'all!

Rather be in Metropolis.

Metropolis? Right, so we can have Kryptonians shooting laser beams from their eyes into your crib when they squabble....

Or Doomsday shooting lasers from his eyes...

Or Darkseid firing Omega Beams...

State Farm will never believe my claim:
State Farm Rep: "How are you today Mr. Nino Brown, how can I help?"
Me: "Well these alien brehs done came through a portal and fired lasers from their eyes that cut my 70 inch plasma right in half along with much of my apartment"
State Farm: "I see, well looking at your policy, Kryptonian damage isn't covered"
Me: "?????"
State Farm: "Sorry, Krypton doesn't exist, you will need to make your claim and file suit against Superman"...