If Rent in Gotham is 300 bucks are you moving

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6 cert brehs don't have these problems :mjpls:


Get an executive position at Wayne Enterprises and a private car service from your suburb :mjpls:
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At you thinking shyt gon be sweet cuz you in them burbs
That’s not the norm
Where are these expensive cities with minimal crime
 

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Can't ride the subways since Ras and Batman will hijack it with their fighting. Or Croc will bite/eat you while trying to get tokens.

Can't use social services since Scarecrow, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy moonlight with their professional personas while fukking you up on the low with their medicines/laced drugs.

Two-Face or Joker goons gonna rob you...or Catwoman up in your safe.

Mr. Freeze will turn you into an ice cube...

Even Batman wears a mask and has a hideout cause he knows the villains is on demon time in Gotham...
 
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:hubie: I don’t want smoke, but you think you gon be out here winning against Batman go head then
I'll just have to kidnap Alfred so that I can force batman to show his face or else Alfred gets one to the head :ehh:
Every crook in Gotham will then be on my side looking for Bruce Wayne cus he ain't shyt without his suit
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