The comments killing me
Yes.
The comments killing me
All I know is if I was forced to live there I’d be minding my own business like this guy:
That encounter with Batman (and the one that he had before: see the black eye) set that man up for his big turnaround in life. He now is out of the crime business, has a loving wife and three adorable kids, and works a big-time security gig for the Metropolis branch of Wayne Enterprises. CEO Bruce Wayne even checks in on him every once in a while, to see how he and the family are doing.
This is one of the most hilarious threads I’ve seen in a long time, literally every tweet is
No thanks, I value my life. Gotham is filled with degenerate, ill bizarre psycho people. Gotham is a trash bin.
And wouldn't want to have my spine broken by That Bat just because I crossed a red light.
People who live by short term gratification, and don’t consider long term consequences will say yes. There’s a reason certain places are more expensive.