call_me_step_daddy
Real nikkaz,beat bytches
I'm always down to shyt on a c00n whenever possible, but besides playing for duke, what other c00nish things has this guy done?
If it was up to me Shane Battier would get THAT WORK
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"You're Angry"
That's exactly how Battier's proper diction ass would say it too. Are you're angry, brother? Yeah, you're angry.
pez
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Battier makes me want to do good in my life. Go to College and then Law School. Achieve high honors, run for local office and then eventually city government. Make a big name for myself so I become recognized and have enough stature to run for a state office. Then after 7-8 years of service, I would run a strong campaign to become president. And as my first act of President, invite Battier to the White House for dinner where I will trap in the Oval Office and stab him to death and then immediately pardon myself.
That is how far my hate for Battier is willing to take me.
That is how far my hate for Battier is willing to take me.
cleanface coney
Superstar
and he gotta ugly ass wife i seen them at the Home Run Derby when they came to my city back then
MikeBrownsJob
Seattle fan since 2013 *deal with it slime*
Besides the fact that he's mixed race I don't understand calling him a kewn. Disliking him for going to Duke is ridiculous as well. I guess black people don't support doing well academically.
@Coney Island
Were you working concessions?
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NaijaProdigy Redux
Veteran
Duke-educated, well-spoken, NCAA Champ, NBA Champ. He pretty much won at life 
Got you boys steaming...
Got you boys steaming...
cleanface coney
Superstar
Besides the fact that he's mixed race I don't understand calling him a kewn. Disliking him for going to Duke is ridiculous as well. I guess black people don't support doing well academically.
@Coney Island
Were you working concessions?
naw it was the year Abreau won
i dont know about all dat c00n shyt but i hate that nikka cuz he a dukie
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c00n is going too far, but he definitely is one of those cats you 
on unless he's on your squad.
on unless he's on your squad.
FreddyCalhoun
All Star
Best believe, dude better be glad I'm not an NBA coach. That dude would have a serious problem with the way my team plays him. I can't stand that guy breh.
Dude is just a little too comfortable in his role. Thinks he just gonna stand out there and shoot 4-5 3's on my TEAM? Nope. I'd have a personal Goon to foul dude on every 3 point shot he takes. I'm mean straight up flagrant fouls, just running through him, taking his legs out...all that. By the time I'm done with dude he wouldn't want to play or shoot. Oh you wanna take charges? Aight son, next time you do that...its a straight up shoulder in your chest/mouth. You gonna come up outta this game breh.
Either by injury or sub, but you gotta take a seat.
You are NOT going to sit out there and shoot 4-4 3's or worse do what he did in the finals and not get dealt with.
I got a personal vendetta against that dude, can't stand that guy man. They'd sub him outta there before by the time I'm through with him.
I'm dead serious too.
FreddyCalhoun
All Star
These Duke Haters need their life re-adjusted....
We eatin GOOD over here...
We eatin GOOD over here...
Duke-educated, well-spoken, NCAA Champ, NBA Champ. He pretty much won at life
Got you boys steaming...
Greenhornet
A God Among Kings
the smart guy who gets paid to play stupid
FreddyCalhoun
All Star
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Battier's corniness amuses me greatly. I'm surprised he doesn't show up to every game in a sweatervest.
