If it was up to me Shane Battier would get THAT WORK

[MostReal]

My favorite Battier moments. I don't see how anyone could be a fan of this dude.

Exactly, they should have his picture next to the word Cockblocker in the dictionary.

He's the epitome of that...

You can tell by the way he plays he's just jealous of the Great Scorers in the League cause 'back in his hay day' he use to be the man, now he's just some hating, cockblocking scrub.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Such A Punchable Face

 

[Optimus Prime]

 

[Loose]

dudes the biggest uncle tom in sports, i bet 90% of players despise his corny ass. fukk him and whoever love em

 

[AkaDemiK]

"Battier for three........BANG!!!!"

Stay mad fukk boys

 

[beenz]

I cosign the OP. I can't stand this faggit. I hate that bum got a ring.

kinda sucks that the two MOST HATED duke players (besides laettner) are the only ones with the ring. Ferry and Battier.

 

[muzikfrk75]

dudes the biggest uncle tom in sports, i bet 90% of players despise his corny ass. fukk him and whoever love em

Uncle Tom is a term used by black people to try to convince other black people that working, education, living well, and setting a good example for their children is selling out.

 

[Brief Keef]

dudes the biggest uncle tom in sports, i bet 90% of players despise his corny ass. fukk him and whoever love em

Battier trashed you nikkas and mike miller

 

[KnowledgeDropper]

He's corny but he knows he is and is just himself. Dude has won championships, earned millions and seems to have a nice home life. fukk the haters.

 

[muzikfrk75]

Battier trashed you nikkas and mike miller

 

[Ashyneezz]

Best believe, dude better be glad I'm not an NBA coach. That dude would have a serious problem with the way my team plays him. I can't stand that guy breh.

Dude is just a little too comfortable in his role. Thinks he just gonna stand out there and shoot 4-5 3's on my TEAM? Nope. I'd have a personal Goon to foul dude on every 3 point shot he takes. I'm mean straight up flagrant fouls, just running through him, taking his legs out...all that. By the time I'm done with dude he wouldn't want to play or shoot. Oh you wanna take charges? Aight son, next time you do that...its a straight up shoulder in your chest/mouth. You gonna come up outta this game breh.
Either by injury or sub, but you gotta take a seat.


You are NOT going to sit out there and shoot 4-4 3's or worse do what he did in the finals and not get dealt with.


I got a personal vendetta against that dude, can't stand that guy man. They'd sub him outta there before by the time I'm through with him.

I'm dead serious too.

not trolling

fukk Shane Battier breh

I would personally injure dude...that's how much I can't stand that guy.

Dude thinks he gonna get away with being the quiet assassin, nikka I see what you doing on the court 'hustle man ass nikka'...you gon get this WORK bytch!

these two post are too much

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Shane Battier on defense is hilarious

I wish he would guard Melo all game every time the play the Heat

 

[Loose]

uncle toms protector to the rescue

 

[OGmittee]

Wheres the love bro?

 

[Carlos Huerta]

He embodies all the uncle tommish, overpriviliged, entitled characteristics of what a Duke player is all about. Oh and let's not forget his mastery of standing in front of players and falling down that he also learned during his time there. Straight fakkit.

Red Auerbach would've smacked the shyt out of Coach K's players --

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