If it was up to me Shane Battier would get THAT WORK

[madness]

battier would calmly put on both of his championship rings, punch OP on the cheekbone, take his rings off and proceed to ask if you wanted to share a cold beer while discussing the literary devices of walt whitman.

 

[VladTheImpaler]

battier would calmly put on both of his championship rings, punch OP on the cheekbone, take his rings off and proceed to ask if you wanted to share a cold beer while discussing the literary devices of walt whitman.

 

[MostReal]

@iLLaV3 get yo ass up in here

dudes legs would be broken

Glad I'm not the only one see's this PAB for what he is. I'm telling you yo, my defensive game plan would against them would be

Plan A. Lebron/Wade

Plan B. Battier...that guy would have the worse series of his life against my squad. Everytime he checks in, my goon would check in. I would purposely have my Goon try to make him fight him to get thrown out or suspended along with my Goon (cause he going all out on that fakkit).


I'm mean, there's logic in this too. Look Wade gonna get his 20-25pts/game, Bron is gonna get his 26-29/a game. They don't run plays for Bosh, so he gonna eat off of them for 15-20.

But this scrub Battier who comes off the bench for the most part is not bout to shoot 4 or 6 three pointers while only taking like 6 or 7 shots, getting 15-18pts off the bench. I'm not having it breh. Then on top of that he's harassing and fouling my best player, taking charges & hustling etc. Nah son, you bout to get up out this game. If you don't get out...I'ma take you out.

Bron/Wade/Bosh is enough to deal with....I'm not bout to deal with your antics too. Nope.

I hope everyone realizes what I been saying about him. I knew he was going to show up and troll people before that finals was over with.

 

[Jax]

dudes legs would be broken


I hope everyone realizes what I been saying about him. I knew he was going to show up and troll people before that finals was over with.

Coach K prolly told him to go back to basics

 

[muzikfrk75]

Coach K prolly told him to go back to basics

 

[Roadie pipeher]

dudes legs would be broken







I hope everyone realizes what I been saying about him. I knew he was going to show up and troll people before that finals was over with.

my nikka called it...

 

[Jax]

 

[McPiff]

 

[Colejeezy]

Battier game is built around natural bytch assness

 

[J-Fire]

his du-rag line on his forehead be killing me....he keeps his sh!t laid down tho!

 

[J-Fire]

but lets not act like boozer wasn't on those duke teams with battier that used to huddle on the court before free-throws. Maryland bustin' they ass in 2002 was a glorious time!

 

[who_better_than_me]

I remember that shyt he had a big book of all of kobes moves and counters and how to guard it. He started that hand in the face thing and bean just shytted on him the whole series it was

You cant be talkin about the 7 game series we had in the second round. Kobe shot 42% that series with primarily battier guarding him. He had that godly game where he scored 40 but other than that game Battier guarded him very well. Lakers fans really seem to be denial about that series when it comes to Kobe. The best thing Kobe did for the Lakers was take out Yao.

 

[MostReal]

breh I was just about to bump this thread

dude sitting over there with a 'quiet' 11pts at the half

 

[MostReal]

Seems like LeBron always attracts fukk boys to his teams I guess I'm going to have to add Dellavadova to the title

 

[Renkz]

So because Battier played defense, he has to get beat up for it?