battier would calmly put on both of his championship rings, punch OP on the cheekbone, take his rings off and proceed to ask if you wanted to share a cold beer while discussing the literary devices of walt whitman.
If it was up to me Shane Battier would get THAT WORK
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VladTheImpaler
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@iLLaV3 get yo ass up in here
dudes legs would be broken
Glad I'm not the only one see's this PAB for what he is. I'm telling you yo, my defensive game plan would against them would be
Plan A. Lebron/Wade
Plan B. Battier...that guy would have the worse series of his life against my squad. Everytime he checks in, my goon would check in. I would purposely have my Goon try to make him fight him to get thrown out or suspended along with my Goon (cause he going all out on that fakkit).
I'm mean, there's logic in this too. Look Wade gonna get his 20-25pts/game, Bron is gonna get his 26-29/a game. They don't run plays for Bosh, so he gonna eat off of them for 15-20.
But this scrub Battier who comes off the bench for the most part is not bout to shoot 4 or 6 three pointers while only taking like 6 or 7 shots, getting 15-18pts off the bench. I'm not having it breh. Then on top of that he's harassing and fouling my best player, taking charges & hustling etc. Nah son, you bout to get up out this game. If you don't get out...I'ma take you out.
Bron/Wade/Bosh is enough to deal with....I'm not bout to deal with your antics too. Nope.
I hope everyone realizes what I been saying about him. I knew he was going to show up and troll people before that finals was over with.
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Coach K prolly told him to go back to basicsdudes legs would be broken
I hope everyone realizes what I been saying about him. I knew he was going to show up and troll people before that finals was over with.
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dudes legs would be broken
I hope everyone realizes what I been saying about him. I knew he was going to show up and troll people before that finals was over with.
my nikka called it...
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Rest In Peace KOBE
Battier game is built around natural bytch assness
who_better_than_me
Time to go!!
You cant be talkin about the 7 game series we had in the second round. Kobe shot 42% that series with primarily battier guarding him. He had that godly game where he scored 40 but other than that game Battier guarded him very well. Lakers fans really seem to be denial about that series when it comes to Kobe. The best thing Kobe did for the Lakers was take out Yao.I remember that shyt he had a big book of all of kobes moves and counters and how to guard it. He started that hand in the face thing and bean just shytted on him the whole series it was
I guess I'm going to have to add Dellavadova to the title
