If Chi Chi and Bulma divorced Goku and Vegeta

[Sadbrownsfan]

Namekians don't have dikks

like 90% of all plot development involve fighters undergoing physical transformations to keep it going forward. Don’t really think that matters much here.

 

[Nymbus]

Goku could have easily started up a training gym with some of the money Satan gave him. Have Krillin run it. But Goku is not into legacy building.

Chi Chi shoulda left him for Piccolo a long time ago to raise Gohan together.

tbf Goku TRIED to set the youngins up as the next generation of GOATs but them lil nikkas rather goof off and flex for females

 

[Phantum]

You know Chi Chis dad wants to put the paws on that deadbeat. Marry a half retard brehettes.

 

[Neuromancer]

Namekians are asexual. They don’t have romantic relationships.




Also Chi Chi TRICKED Goku into marrying her I have no idea why this gets overlooked. She knew since he was a boy that he wasn’t “normal” and had no idea what the hell a relationship entailed.

I forgot she trapped him.

 

[Neuromancer]

Also, vegeta got bulma on lock. The slick sht he be saying and getting away with means if Vegeta left, she’d be on her knees begging breh to stay with tears and sht.

Fax saving her life really worked out for him.

 

[Neuromancer]

Cell was Goku's mistake

If we being honest Goku started a blood feud as a child Dr. Gero was coming back from beyond the Grave for vengeance.

 

[Neuromancer]

Honestly, no one could collect anything from them. They could tell the judge fukk you and make him pay child support.

With what money?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Been a long time since we had a good DBZ thread.

Goku could have easily started up a training gym with some of the money Satan gave him. Have Krillin run it. But Goku is not into legacy building.

Chi Chi shoulda left him for Piccolo a long time ago to raise Gohan together.

Kinda off topic... can someone tell me exactly when Hercules name got changed to Satan in the US?

I know it was always Satan in Japan but when I was growing up, his name was Hercule over here.

Then one day I walk in on my teen baby siblings watching DBZ and they're talking about Satan this and Satan that.

And I'm like are yall talking about Hercule?

They don't even believe me when I tell them his name used to be Hercule

 

[Neuromancer]

tbf Goku TRIED to set the youngins up as the next generation of GOATs but them lil nikkas rather goof off and flex for females

Bullshyt. Goku is a glory hog and a bum.

 

[Neuromancer]

Been a long time since we had a good DBZ thread.










Kinda off topic... can someone tell me exactly when Hercules name got changed to Satan in the US?

I know it was always Satan in Japan but when I was growing up, his name was Hercule over here.

Then one day I walk in on my teen baby siblings watching DBZ and they're talking about Satan this and Satan that.

And I'm like are yall talking about Hercule?

They don't even believe me when I tell them his name used to be Hercule

Probably after the U.S. stopped caring about the name's meaning. He's basically Hulk Hogan who was an evil piece of shyt in Japan (well everywhere. )

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I don't think Piccolo has a penis. Three's no women on Namek. There's no women on the watchtower either.

there were chics on namek

Remember when ole boy was dying (I forgot his name, its been 20 years) and everybody was gathering around?

There was chics there mourning

 

[xiceman191]

Been a long time since we had a good DBZ thread.










Kinda off topic... can someone tell me exactly when Hercules name got changed to Satan in the US?

I know it was always Satan in Japan but when I was growing up, his name was Hercule over here.

Then one day I walk in on my teen baby siblings watching DBZ and they're talking about Satan this and Satan that.

And I'm like are yall talking about Hercule?

They don't even believe me when I tell them his name used to be Hercule

American censorship basically alot of shyt was censored out of DBZ when it came out in America like the nudity, blood, Satan being changed to Hercule, etc.
List of censorship in the Dragon Ball series

 

[Neuromancer]

there were chics on namek

Remember when ole boy was dying (I forgot his name, its been 20 years) and everybody was gathering around?

There was chics there mourning

You sure those were chicks?

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Been a long time since we had a good DBZ thread.










Kinda off topic... can someone tell me exactly when Hercules name got changed to Satan in the US?

I know it was always Satan in Japan but when I was growing up, his name was Hercule over here.

Then one day I walk in on my teen baby siblings watching DBZ and they're talking about Satan this and Satan that.

And I'm like are yall talking about Hercule?

They don't even believe me when I tell them his name used to be Hercule

It's only Hercule on the TV edited dub and merchandise.

In the uncut dub it was always Mr. Satan.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

there were chics on namek

Remember when ole boy was dying (I forgot his name, its been 20 years) and everybody was gathering around?

There was chics there mourning

Bruh, what the fukk are you talking about???