If Chi Chi and Bulma divorced Goku and Vegeta

[xiceman191]

Goku got married because he didn’t know what it meant

didn’t he assume marriage was food?

Yea and he only went through with it cause he made a promise back then.

 

[CopiousX]

Goku wouldnt give a fukk if Chichi left

Came in here to say this. His life would actually get better.


Dude really does everything in his power to be on the other side of the galaxy rather than raise his family.




Also, vegeta got bulma on lock. The slick sht he be saying and getting away with means if Vegeta left, she’d be on her knees begging breh to stay with tears and sht.

 

[ORDER_66]

Came in here to say this. His life would actually get better.


Dude really does everything in his power to be on the other side of the galaxy rather than raise his family.




Also, vegeta got bulma on lock. The slick sht he be saying and getting away with means if Vegeta left, she’d be on her knees begging breh to stay with tears and sht.

And on the plus side Vegeta does care about his family just a bit more than goku...

 

[Fctftl]

If Goku and ChiChi split, Piccolo should get custody of Gohan

 

[Starboy52]

He'd probably get custody of Chi Chi too. she knows who her husband is.

Goku could have easily started up a training gym with some of the money Satan gave him. Have Krillin run it. But Goku is not into legacy building.

Chi Chi shoulda left him for Piccolo a long time ago to raise Gohan together.

Taught Gohan AND Goten how to fight, actively encourages his growth both as a scholar and a fighter, and is basically Pan’s favorite family member.

She might as well call him Daddy.

 

[ORDER_66]

Taught Gohan AND Goten how to fight, actively encourages his growth both as a scholar and a fighter, and is basically Pan’s favorite family member.

She might as well call him Daddy.

And dont forget that shopping trip they went together meanwhile goku slacking off having fun getting caught in a boxing match!!!

 

[AsTheWorldBurns]

Namekians are asexual. They don’t have romantic relationships.

They’re still an empathetic and caring people. Piccolo would drop green dikk in Chi Chi and think of it as cardio that also strengthen family bonds. And he would probably enjoy raising and training his lil mix breeds.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

They’re still an empathetic and caring people. Piccolo would drop green dikk in Chi Chi and think of it as cardio that also strengthen family bonds. And he would probably enjoy raising and training his lil mix breeds.

Namekians don't have dikks

 

[AsTheWorldBurns]

Namekians don't have dikks

He got a tongue dammit.

 

[Neil Tyson]

Cell was Goku's mistake

 

[Methodical]

Yeah, Goku has no concept what marriage is. Sadly, Goku's son Goten has to school his dad what to do with money, etc.

 

[Ghpstface]

Ayo. What the fukk kinda weird shyt is this?

 

[BulletProof]

Goku could have easily started up a training gym with some of the money Satan gave him. Have Krillin run it. But Goku is not into legacy building.

Chi Chi shoulda left him for Piccolo a long time ago to raise Gohan together.

Piccolo doesnt have a dikk.

His people are a bunch of asexual males who reproduce by laying eggs.

 

[Jatigi]

Honestly, no one could collect anything from them. They could tell the judge fukk you and make him pay child support.

 

[RiffRaff]

Better question. Would you be willing to shoot your shot at a newly single Bulma or ChiChi?