I Want To Believe... But I Can't: The Official 2023 New York Yankees Off-season Thread

Mantis Toboggan M.D.

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Even if Rodon gave up those runs, the Yankees are currently going into the 7th inning having only scored 2 runs IN COORS FIELD off of Austin Gomber.

Austin Gomber.









6.40 ERA having AUSTIN GOMBER.

Seriously.
Austin motherfukkin Gomber.:why:
It defies all comprehension how bad their offense is. The genuinely do nothing well and are nearly the worst in the majors in every category.
 

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Remember when everyone thought Rizzo was gonna rake once the shift was outlawed?


Rizzo is Mark Teixeira now.
He’s been useless since jamming his neck. Before that he was hitting above .300 with a near .400 obp and slugging a little over .500 too. Guarantee we’ll find out as soon as the year is over that he played all year with something major bothering him.
 

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He’s been useless since jamming his neck. Before that he was hitting above .300 with a near .400 obp and slugging a little over .500 too. Guarantee we’ll find out as soon as the year is over that he played all year with something major bothering him.
Then he shouldn't play.

We're gonna spend half the year without Judge. Why does Rizzo think his non hitting self is so vital now?


This organization is doing everything wrong and they're hoping we buy into the "aw shucks, just wasn't our day" nonsense they wanna spoon feed us.
 

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I want them to implode I want the stadium to get nasty and start chants to fire Boone and Cashman soon. But my concern and I’m almost positive is that they won’t do anything to make the proper changes regardless.

There’s no way zero that they went into season seriously thinking they had a good team. Listen I get it the MVP has been out for a long period of time and that’s what they’ll hang their hat on. But this team is awful besides him. Everyone knew it going into the season. They can say all the bullshyt they want about they believe in the guys but either A they lied to you or B they are fukking dumb

How can you believe your process when it’s failed you time and again and has produced zero players in the farm besides judge in forever?
 

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I want them to implode I want the stadium to get nasty and start chants to fire Boone and Cashman soon. But my concern and I’m almost positive is that they won’t do anything to make the proper changes regardless.

There’s no way zero that they went into season seriously thinking they had a good team. Listen I get it the MVP has been out for a long period of time and that’s what they’ll hang their hat on. But this team is awful besides him. Everyone knew it going into the season. They can say all the bullshyt they want about they believe in the guys but either A they lied to you or B they are fukking dumb

How can you believe your process when it’s failed you time and again and has produced zero players in the farm besides judge in forever?







“Were gonna find a way to tread on some water at the very least and not slide too far out of it while were waiting for some important pieces to come back”
“This is a championship caliber operation”

:mjlol:

going on 3 months later now tied for last
 
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