I remember Seto Kaiba being an a$$hole, but this comp video is fukkin gold

[ORDER_66]

Yooo kaiba and vegeta would get along like peas in a pod... That pure fukking ego and disrespect...

 

[hotbeezie]

Kaiba is lowkey tragic though. The Anime didn't touch on it as much, but breh lost his parents when he was a kid, then got adopted by an a$$hole millionaire who forced him to play intellectually stimulating games to develop his mind and business acumen while abusing him and punishing him for losing. Had the kid playing chess while whipping his back and shyt.

fukked up Kaiba's whole psyche and made him tie his entire self worth to being good at games . Then at 16 he drove him out of the company and then laughed when he committed that and jumped out the office building.

I'd actually recommend everybody read the manga...the anime was a blatant card game advertisement but the manga dove more into the mythology and psyches and shyt. Like when Kaiba first showed up he was on some straight shyt. Sent goons to Yugi's grandpa's house to jump him and steal the Blue Eyes Card, had Yugi and everybody like " nikka it's a fukking card game what the fukk you doing this shyt for?!"

And Yami Yugi early on was a straight up PSYCHOPATH

Breh was fresh out of being sealed up for 5,000 years so he was pulling slasher smiles and mind crushing nikkas on sight and making them play all types of fukked up games. He even set some dudes on fire Regular Yugi didn't even know what was going on, Yami'd take over and Regular Yugi would black out. Then he'd snap back to normal and everybody would be like around him and he'd just be confused.

SO anyway Yami Yugi took over and challenged Kaiba to a shadow game duel and when he won, he was like "Well since you wanna make a fukking card game life or death, I'm gonna make you hallucinate yourself getting killed by all of the Duel Monsters. If you really bout that life you can handle it pleighboi"

And that's when Kaiba really went nuts. He literally went Full Jigsaw and made this elaborate ass theme park called the Death T designed to murder Yugi and Jonouchi. Had them playing laser tag against goons who had real guns, trapping their arms in a guillotine and they had to solve a puzzle in a minute before the blade came down.

And then on top of that for one of the games, he found a serial killer who murdered a bunch of children a year prior, locked him in a dungeon for a few months so he'd be thirsty to kill somebody, and then handcuffed Jonouchi to him and forced him to go searching for the key to unlock it while this serial killer nikka was coming at him with a chainsaw And then Jonouchi wound up having to murder him by setting him on fire

And then finally, a padded room where a bunch of big ass blocks started falling from the ceiling and they had to escape before they got crushed to death.

They all escaped but then Yugi had to face Kaiba's brother Mokuba in a capsule monsters game. And Mokuba was on some little psycho shyt too. Lil breh even tried to poison Joey before the Death-T shyt. Anyway, the whole reason kaiba invented all of the holographic technology was to simulate the Shadow Games and make Yugi experience what he went through. In the Capsule Monsters duel, the loser would go through a virtual reality simulation of getting killed by monsters...basically until you have a panic attack and shyt.

Mokuba lost, but Kaiba made him experience the penalty game anyway. Mokuba was like "But I'm your brother!" and Kaiba was just like, "Yeah, and you lost" So then Yugi duels Kiba, same stipulations, AND Kaiba's goons got guns to Jonouchi and Anzu/Tea's heads.

Manga got a lot of comedy fukkery too. Anzu was lowkey a smut and Yugi was lil' pervert, always fiending over her and trying to cop a feel. Him and Jonouchi would be trading porno too

What? ......

 

[Turk]

The Yugioh manga is dark as shyt

 

[MidniteJay]

Kaiba is lowkey tragic though. The Anime didn't touch on it as much, but breh lost his parents when he was a kid, then got adopted by an a$$hole millionaire who forced him to play intellectually stimulating games to develop his mind and business acumen while abusing him and punishing him for losing. Had the kid playing chess while whipping his back and shyt.

fukked up Kaiba's whole psyche and made him tie his entire self worth to being good at games . Then at 16 he drove him out of the company and then laughed when he committed that and jumped out the office building.

I'd actually recommend everybody read the manga...the anime was a blatant card game advertisement but the manga dove more into the mythology and psyches and shyt. Like when Kaiba first showed up he was on some straight shyt. Sent goons to Yugi's grandpa's house to jump him and steal the Blue Eyes Card, had Yugi and everybody like " nikka it's a fukking card game what the fukk you doing this shyt for?!"

And Yami Yugi early on was a straight up PSYCHOPATH

Breh was fresh out of being sealed up for 5,000 years so he was pulling slasher smiles and mind crushing nikkas on sight and making them play all types of fukked up games. He even set some dudes on fire Regular Yugi didn't even know what was going on, Yami'd take over and Regular Yugi would black out. Then he'd snap back to normal and everybody would be like around him and he'd just be confused.

SO anyway Yami Yugi took over and challenged Kaiba to a shadow game duel and when he won, he was like "Well since you wanna make a fukking card game life or death, I'm gonna make you hallucinate yourself getting killed by all of the Duel Monsters. If you really bout that life you can handle it pleighboi"

And that's when Kaiba really went nuts. He literally went Full Jigsaw and made this elaborate ass theme park called the Death T designed to murder Yugi and Jonouchi. Had them playing laser tag against goons who had real guns, trapping their arms in a guillotine and they had to solve a puzzle in a minute before the blade came down.

And then on top of that for one of the games, he found a serial killer who murdered a bunch of children a year prior, locked him in a dungeon for a few months so he'd be thirsty to kill somebody, and then handcuffed Jonouchi to him and forced him to go searching for the key to unlock it while this serial killer nikka was coming at him with a chainsaw And then Jonouchi wound up having to murder him by setting him on fire

And then finally, a padded room where a bunch of big ass blocks started falling from the ceiling and they had to escape before they got crushed to death.

They all escaped but then Yugi had to face Kaiba's brother Mokuba in a capsule monsters game. And Mokuba was on some little psycho shyt too. Lil breh even tried to poison Joey before the Death-T shyt. Anyway, the whole reason kaiba invented all of the holographic technology was to simulate the Shadow Games and make Yugi experience what he went through. In the Capsule Monsters duel, the loser would go through a virtual reality simulation of getting killed by monsters...basically until you have a panic attack and shyt.

Mokuba lost, but Kaiba made him experience the penalty game anyway. Mokuba was like "But I'm your brother!" and Kaiba was just like, "Yeah, and you lost" So then Yugi duels Kiba, same stipulations, AND Kaiba's goons got guns to Jonouchi and Anzu/Tea's heads.

Manga got a lot of comedy fukkery too. Anzu was lowkey a smut and Yugi was lil' pervert, always fiending over her and trying to cop a feel. Him and Jonouchi would be trading porno too

I knew this but the way you typed this whole synopsis got me howling. Japan be on that white powder putting kids in crazy life or death situations and sometimes eternal damnation over stupid shyt, card cames, spinning tops (beyblade), and virtual pets (digimon).

 

[reigun]

Kaiba shut down an entire city to host a tournament. Imagine being late for work or picking up your kids from school cause some teenagers are playing a fukking card game in the middle of the damn street. I'd be heated.

On top of that, he purposefully allowed a gang of international criminals to enter the tournament, literally putting hundreds of people in danger without their knowledge. Joey got jumped for his Red Eyes the day before the shyt even started. Kaiba was to it the whole time.

On top of that, this nikka Kaiba had one of the most powerful cards in the game in his deck and used it just to flex on people in the tournament. Mans would give regular players whole briefcases with expensive, broken cards and be like "Go on and use these to build a deck. Try your luck." Then he would bust out Obelisk on turn 3 or some shyt and laugh about it.

On top of that, when Yami Marik showed up and started catching bodies, Kaiba was like about letting him participate in the tournament. "I gotta get that Winged Dragon of Ra. I'm sorry about Mai or May or Mary or whatever the fukk her name is.........Actually, I'm not."

On top of that, this nikka blew up the entire island the Battle City finals took place on and barely gave everyone enough time to leave. Like, "Eh if I was yall, I would get back to the jet. That's just me tho. Wheeler can stay tho. "

Battle City was peak Kaiba fukkery. He was a total a$$hole to the very last. The duel between him and Joey for third place was jokes. Them nikkas truly hated each other. The shyt talking was out of control.

And the nikka still refused to believe in magic!

 

[reigun]

Kaiba: YUGI LAAAAAAWST!?!!?!?!? Yugi gave away his Duel Monsters championship to some nobody. No one deserves that title but me.

Yami Yugi: Kaiba, hold on...

Kaiba: I don't want to hear another word! You're a disgrace to the game, Yugi.

Man was saltier about that L than Yugi was.

 

[Killigraphy]

"Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late"





"It weeds out the weak and helpless and allows only the strong to thrive"


"Then I'm safe"




The best burns in all of anime. Nobody wanted that Seto smoke.

 

[Llcoolbay]

My face right now
The anime was only iite to me; card games were kinda weak imo. But that shyt sounds like grade a fukkery

I typed some of the stuff he said in Google to see if this wasn't some fabric.

All that shyt actually happened

Amine cleaned that shyt nicely though

 

[el_oh_el]

I typed some of the stuff he said in Google to see if this wasn't some fabric.

All that shyt actually happened

Amine cleaned that shyt nicely though

Too clean

 

[The Villain]

Kaiba was real w/ it. Dude going heads up w/ all manner of cheaters, demons, ancient spirits that have instant asspull victories on speed dial.

He better than all of them highkey

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

You're a disgrace to the game Yugi!!! *slams phone*

I been laughing at this shyt for days now

 

[King Koopa]

You would think those clips are from the abridged series. I only watched most of the first series. I don’t remember him being such a dikk lol. Dude was such an over the top a$$hole

 

[Megadeus]

And Yami Yugi was gonna go through with it too. Kaiba threatened to jump and Yami was like "Aight nikka if you wanna throw your life away over a game that's on you "

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

This thread gotta be 10 pages long

It needs to be.

 

[dakidblu]

That yu gi oh manga looking crazy i might need to read that . Yami yugi was my nikka too bad he had to go back . nikka voice legendary