"i only friend zoned you because you're too perfect"
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Dorian Breh
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If I was him Id be like
Tell her to hmu when she done gettin played so u can navigate her insides then ghost her before she can count to 3 mississippithe ultimate ether
Then watch her cry on Facebook about all men aint shyt and wheres the good men at...mission complete.
Those "I thought you were different" text messages youd get after you ghost out
I knew you weren't different than any of these other hoes, bih
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
You don't think it makes sense?
You right I'm in that situation right nowShe gotta get a few more years in of thotting before she's ready for him.
Right dude, wrong time
It sucks cause I want her so bad but I'm just not her kind of nikka at the moment so
But I don't think we should be so hard on people for simping romantic feelings are already complicated when a person doesn't like you they get harder to deal with
Mike Nasty
Superstar
She's going to posting family photos on facebook in a couple years with three kids and no man in sight.
He's going to be looking at them post like....
He's going to be looking at them post like....
Neil Tyson
YYZ
It's true, the "perfect ones" are kept in the back pocket
There are not only nice guys but guys who try too hard, brehs approach every bytch like they are going to a job interview. They try too hard to be perfect, they don't show their vulnerabilities (showing that you truly don't give a fukk, and that you're the man), they take any polarizing action or make any polarizing statements. They don't take risks.
People are generally flawed and they feel comfortable with other flawed people.
There are not only nice guys but guys who try too hard, brehs approach every bytch like they are going to a job interview. They try too hard to be perfect, they don't show their vulnerabilities (showing that you truly don't give a fukk, and that you're the man), they take any polarizing action or make any polarizing statements. They don't take risks.
People are generally flawed and they feel comfortable with other flawed people.
Chrishaune
Veteran
Very true
Thats why i let bytches know when I first meet em I dont judge em (sexual partners, abusive past, etc etc). I make em feel comfortable, and relate to em so they open and show em we both aint shyt.
Even tho when it comes to serious dating im very judgmental
Its the perfect reverse pscyhology cuz peeps be on some "she'll never tell u her true body count/her past" but if u establish that u dont care and ur just as flawed then they open up.
Thats when u use em up then toss them into the
and let some simp deal with her baggageYou don't think nikkas do what she was talking about tho?
Shadow
Enjoy your life and loved ones.
"I wanted to keep you around until the time was right."
Like this dude doesn't have other women he could be talking to instead.
She's treating him like he's that one item you get in an RPG that's super rare. You don't want to use it in battle to revive your party because you might not be able to find the item again and you already saved the game. So when you encounter a really tough boss at least you still have the item in your supply.
However she needs to learn that people don't work that way.
Like this dude doesn't have other women he could be talking to instead.
She's treating him like he's that one item you get in an RPG that's super rare. You don't want to use it in battle to revive your party because you might not be able to find the item again and you already saved the game. So when you encounter a really tough boss at least you still have the item in your supply.
However she needs to learn that people don't work that way.
simpin ain't easy.
Ive had bytches tell me their true past over the years with that approach that Im at the point now where I literally feel like 7 out of 10 bytches (maybe even more) have most of these qualities/experiences or atleast one of them
1.15-20+ bodies
2. Been in an abusive relationship (physical, verbal or emotional
3. Been cheated in every or most relationships
4.Been raped/sexually assaulted (or claimed rape)
5.Does webcam
6.Cheated on multiple boyfriends (dudes in the friendzone was always a favorite)
7.Attempted suicide
Not all of those at once, but some of those (i never met one with all of these but gotdam), especially 1-4 is common
Mind you these aint ur obvious thots walking around with cheeta print and bullnose rings
These are ur everyday girls. 9-5, school then work type broads. Alot of these bytches are traumatized, destroyed and ruined and so used to being dogged out that when a good nikka come around they ruin him or cheat on , thus turning that nikka from Urkel to Ike Turner over night.
Feel sorry for em, but dont try to save them or ull end up fukked up urself.I learned my lesson doing this once & i came out pretty unscathed thankfully
. Just use em for what they offer (vagina) then turn the stove off before it burns u.
1.15-20+ bodies
2. Been in an abusive relationship (physical, verbal or emotional
3. Been cheated in every or most relationships
4.Been raped/sexually assaulted (or claimed rape)
5.Does webcam
6.Cheated on multiple boyfriends (dudes in the friendzone was always a favorite)
7.Attempted suicide
Not all of those at once, but some of those (i never met one with all of these but gotdam), especially 1-4 is common
Mind you these aint ur obvious thots walking around with cheeta print and bullnose rings
These are ur everyday girls. 9-5, school then work type broads. Alot of these bytches are traumatized, destroyed and ruined and so used to being dogged out that when a good nikka come around they ruin him or cheat on , thus turning that nikka from Urkel to Ike Turner over night.
Feel sorry for em, but dont try to save them or ull end up fukked up urself.I learned my lesson doing this once & i came out pretty unscathed thankfully
. Just use em for what they offer (vagina) then turn the stove off before it burns u.
