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What are you confused about? Names? cuz many names will be cleared up. But in the 1st 2 episodes this is all you need to know.

The Starks of Winterfell
Ned - HNIC of Winterfell
Catlyn - his wife
Robb - heir
Jon Snow - Ned's outside kid
Sansa
Arya
Bran
Rickon

The Baratheons
Robert Baratheon - King of all the Kingdoms, won the throne through a rebellion.
Cersei Lannister-Baratheon - Queen of all the kingdoms, Roberts 2nd choice he WAS in love with Ned's sister who is now dead.
Joffrey - heir to the kingdom and general dikkhead.

The Lannisters
Jamie Lannister - the queens twin brother, a member of the Kingsguard, known as the best fighter in the kingdoms...also a fan of his sisters vagina :scusthov:
Tyrion Lannister - the queens youngest brother, called the Imp. Loves them hos, brilliant.

The Targaryens
Vyseris - Heir of the deposed former king Areys. Pawned his sister off to Khal Drogo to get an army.
Dany - married to Khal Drogo, spends the entire show being sexy, will become VERY important.
Jorah Mormont - banished by Ned Stark for slave trading, loyal to the Targaryen throne because of it. very bearded, knows both Common Tongue and Dothraki
Khal Drogo - swag king cole, kills for fun, took the p*ssy from Dany.


Props...

I under the King and Stark storyline.

I get the old price and his bad ass sister storyline..

and then boys bout to come back and come over the wall but no one believes it :ohhh:

only thing i am lost on
is the letter and who the king's wife was fukking
 

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Props...

I under the King and Stark storyline.

I get the old price and his bad ass sister storyline..

and then boys bout to come back and come over the wall but no one believes it :ohhh:

only thing i am lost on
is the letter and who the king's wife was fukking

allegedly that letter accuses the queen of killing the former "Hand Of The King", the Prime Minister if you will, the guy was being prepped for burial by the nuns. And the guy that was fukking the Queen was her brother. Jamie Lannister
 

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allegedly that letter accuses the queen of killing the former "Hand Of The King", the Prime Minister if you will, the guy was being prepped for burial by the nuns. And the guy that was fukking the Queen was her brother. Jamie Lannister

:damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn::damn: at the 2nd part :gag:
 

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Arya da gawdess :bow:

is the bytch that wanna be princess Sansa? fukken bytch
 

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season 1, episode...its wartime :whew:

Lannisters versus Starks :whew:
 

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dem naked bytches :noah:

that silver hair dragon bytch is SO BADDDD OMGGGG

id cut a finger off for her :noah:

dem dothakis :noah:
 

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Im on the season one finale


eddard stark though :ohhh:

is this life? main ass character just ... just :ohhh:
 
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