I just found out ALL those cities in New Jersey are right next to each other. Wtf?

[Kasper KArr]

Good for you. That shyt is hood believe it or not but them gay nikkas took it over. Keep on listening to Bruce Springsteen

You sure know a lot about “that” hood. But let me guess, you not from there right? You don’t be out there “like that”, correct?

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Good for you. That shyt is hood believe it or not but them gay nikkas took it over. Keep on listening to Bruce Springsteen

Wrong. 'Gay nikkas' took over Ocean Grove, Belmar, and Bradley Beach. They come to Asbury Park for the bars/beach, but the majority of them don't live here.​

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Haitians deep in Asbury and Neptune too. Fun times.

Yea bro Jersey is one of those states with mad Haitians.

 

[StackBundles]

Wrong. 'Gay nikkas' took over Ocean Grove, Belmar, and Bradley Beach. They come to Asbury Park for the bars/beach, but the majority of them don't live here.​

Idk. I don’t keep up with them nikkas. I went there once with my daughter and wife and left right away. @Kasper KArr would have a moist bussy if he went there tho

 

[SpacelySprockets]

newark and elizabeth are one in the same, paterson is different from both

 

[JerseyFinest!]

That new jersey turnpike is bunk as fukk too. On a different note: when chief keef made faneto, i felt that

Turnpike is easily top 3 highway in America. What other highways accomplishes what the turnpike does

 

[Kasper KArr]

Idk. I don’t keep up with them nikkas. I went there once with my daughter and wife and left right away. @Kasper KArr would have a moist bussy if he went there tho

Ok I see you. But hmm, I just wanna know one thing ?

Spoiler: Riddle Me This

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Not a fan of Jersey. Once you cross GWB you will encounter the most insane, angry maniacs behind the wheel of a vehicle.

It's like Jersey people have to make an oath to Satan in order to get their license.

You buggin'. The SHYTTIEST drivers are from NY. Can't park for shyt, can't navigate circles, can't read signs directing traffic, etc. I've seen NY drivers cross a median rather than use a jughandle.

WHY THE FUKK DO THEY DOUBLE-PARK IN FIRE ZONES???!!!!



Goddamn Bennies!!!!!​

 

[Rasille]

newark and elizabeth are one in the same, paterson is different from both

Nah. Elizabeth is more mixed than Newark

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Looking at Jersey from the G Dub bridge in NYC, it looks like it rained giant confetti and that how the city was planned.

ass state looks like literal .

Looking at NYC from Atlantic Highlands, it looks like a tree burned down to the stump and it's rotting corpse is laying on the water covered in mud, fireflies, and smog.

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[StackBundles]

Ok I see you. But hmm, I just wanna know one thing ?

Spoiler: Riddle Me This

 

[Kasper KArr]

How long you been sucking dicc ?

 

[StackBundles]

How long you been sucking dicc ?

You meant to @ yourself my boy. So how long you been throating around you flagrant weirdo?

 

[StackorStarve]

No south NJ is anything that is not part of the NYC metro area.

I believe exit 8 or something like that is when the nyc radio stations cut off

Imagine being a 14 realizing you could listen to Hot 97 in all parts of Jersey. shyt was crazy

 

[Yinny]

Why is @HaitianPatty posting so much about NJ when he doesn’t know what he’s talking about? South Orange is the same as Irvington and Elizabeth? Huh?