I have 7 days to become as White as possible...help me (Serious Thread)

[Ness]

white ppl rnt aliens. use basic social skills and ull be jus fine... da fukk

do u only talk about "black stuff" or "act black" wit black ppl?

 

[saturn7]

Technology and gadgets too (occulus rift, streaming tv devices etc).

 

[StickStickly]

This is what you need to do:
Get you some kale chips and a few frappucinnos and settle in for some Netflix binges of friends and Seinfeld .

Buy your outfits from banana republic. Watch some buzzfeed videos and mimic their voice inflections. Research and test out craft beer. Know at least ONE Taylor Swift song.

 

[Sauce Dab]

Don't go in there tap dancing

 

[Mr Rager]

white ppl rnt aliens. use basic social skills and ull be jus fine... da fukk

do u only talk about "black stuff" or "act black" wit black ppl?

Because cultural differences don't exist right

 

[Shonenhikada]

1. Like mayonnaise.

2. Like Nysnc

3. Like river dancing.

 

[pickles]

Is this real life?

 

[Ness]

Because cultural differences don't exist right

ur american, theyre american too the cultural differences r relatively minor as hell... damn sure not large enuff for u to make a thread askin how to spend a evening wit white coworkers n such(dat u shud already be acclimated to anyways) like a social retard

 

[Kaydigi]

You going be breaking down lemonade verses for them all night and then get kicked back to mail room tomorrow.

 

[klientel]

One dinner isn't going to make somebody like or hate you enough to effect your career. If they don't promote you then that shyt was probably decided a long time ago bruh. Sorry

 

[Mr Rager]

ur american, theyre american too

Tell that to police, maybe they'll actually listen to a self proclaimed member of "Eat a booty Gang"

 

[Hope]

Can't do it in seven days, but whatever u do, don't pronounce "ask" as "axe" or place condiments or food in your bag/pocket when networking. Smile a lot.

For the future, don't read anything (including message boards and online articles) except the actual/paper NY Times and this:

I'm not sure what you do about the not skiing, hunting, or clay shooting.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Skiing hiking and mayo

 

[ridedolo]

lol at mayonnaise

just keep it light. talk about travel, sports, food,pop culture, industry stuff.

once they get drunk some borderline if not blatant racist shyt will possibly occur.

 

[pickles]

Here you go nikka.

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