I have 7 days to become as White as possible...help me (Serious Thread)

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Just hear me out.

I'm working a corporate type job where networks and connections are the only ways to get ahead/get promotions etc. There's a dinner coming up where all the "shoe-ins" for promotions are going to be attending and I got an invite as well :blessed:
The only problem is these are some WHITE ass people. I mean high shorts and Crocs type dudes and Katy Perry listening red wine drinking white women. I need to rub elbows with these people and get into their circle, but I would like to do this without compromising any melanin.

I'll be sitting at a table for dinner with these people. What the hell am I supposed to talk about with them outside of work? I imagine most of the conversation will be about skiing, hiking, and mayonnaise, all of which I have little to no experience with.

Corporate brehs, how do you successfully interact with super-white people on a social level without c00ning?
Before anyone comes at me with that "Be yourself and talk about your interests" shyt, I can tell you right now that will not work, as I doubt these people are interested in East Coast rap, video games, and Bernie Sanders.

TL;DR: WHAT DO WHITE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT?
Don't take the thread title too seriously. I'm not trying to be 'white'. I just need advice on how to interact with people of entirely different cultural backgrounds on a social level.
 

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Talk about sports with the men and kid shyt with the women and you'll be good.

Be firm and short with your answers and keep direct eye-contact with the women and men

Don't laugh and smile at every and anything nikka...if something isn't funny look away or just make a comment about the corny joke

Don't laugh just to be laughing or smiling as stated

Nothing wrong with conversing with white folks, just keep it to a minimum and don't tell your business.

You wanna walk into the situation with them respecting you and leave with them respecting you
 

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Just hear me out.

I'm working a corporate type job where networks and connections are the only ways to get ahead/get promotions etc. There's a dinner coming up where all the "shoe-ins" for promotions are going to be attending and I got an invite as well
The only problem is these are some WHITE ass people. I mean high shorts and Crocs type dudes and Katy Perry listening red wine drinking white women. I need to rub elbows with these people and get into their circle, but I would like to do this without compromising any melanin.

I'll be sitting at a table for dinner with these people. What the hell am I supposed to talk about with them outside of work? I imagine most of the conversation will be about skiing, hiking, and mayonnaise, all of which I have little to no experience with.

Corporate brehs, how do you successfully interact with super-white people on a social level without c00ning?
Before anyone comes at me with that "Be yourself and talk about your interests" shyt, I can tell you right now that will not work, as I doubt these people are interested in East Coast rap, video games, and Bernie Sanders.

TL;DR: WHAT DO WHITE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT?
Don't take the thread title too seriously. I'm not trying to be 'white'. I just need advice on how to interact with people of entirely different cultural backgrounds on a social level.
Just be yourself.
Stuff to talk about: music, sports, celebrity gossip.
Stuff not to talk about: any topic in the Off Topic on the coli :russ:
 

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Talk about sports with the men and kid shyt with the women and you'll be good.

Be firm and short with your answers and keep direct eye-contact with the women and men

Don't laugh and smile at every and anything nikka...if something isn't funny look away or just make a comment about the corny joke

Don't laugh just to be laughing or smiling as stated

Nothing wrong with conversing with white folks, just keep it to a minimum and don't tell your business.

You wanna walk into the situation with them respecting you and leave with them respecting you

Was not expecting good advice off the jump :leon:
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Just be yourself and don't c00n for them....:ufdup:

...Be as professional as you've always been. I'm sure you're not associating being professional with being white right? :ufdup:

of course not:ufdup:
That's why I specifically said "on a social level"
I have the professional game on lock, which is why I'm invited to the dinner:smugbiden:
 

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of course not:ufdup:
That's why I specifically said "on a social level"
I have the professional game on lock, which is why I'm invited to the dinner:smugbiden:

So what you stressing for?

You don't have to talk to anyone or initiate conversation. Just laugh at the loud mouth doing too much trying to impress his buddies.

In this setting, it's gonna be a bunch of people that like to hear themselves talk. Let them.
 

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This thread is maaaaad pathetic. This is why we need group economics. You're going to have to c00n super hard if you want that promotion. Or pretend to be gay.
 
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