I got hit with the Okie Doke last night...

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

Not even. Think about if he brought the equivalent that she did. 2 homies and a hoodrat gangbanger looking broad who's also his roommate/sister. shyt would be pure

Going tit for tat is playing games, breh

But that shyt would be hilarious

 

[Silver Surfer]

Why does this chick know where you stay?

where did I say she knows where I stay??

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

My Bad. Reading fail on my part. Thought yall met up at your crib.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

If she brought other people with her she obviously didn't want your dikk b. soon as I saw homey with the hood, ice tea and shades on I woulda just and turned around to run for the exit and head home to jerk off

 

[Art Barr]

I had lunch with her a week before...we had talked and vibed a lil....we both had a discusssion about the movie and I was going to see it regardless...I invited her and she brought the crew...

dawg,...
it is 2o12!!

never, i repeat never date.
you will get vic'd.

fall through over her crib, period.

if you met a chick and you can not visit when you ask.
delete the number,....girls are sexually advanced in your gen and want to fukk.
if you take them on a date.
you are the thrown in the trick bag and the goofie simp.

they will play you.
plus think you are slow enough to get vic'd any ol type of way.

never date,...i repeat, never date.

dating does not exist,..you either fukkin'!
or delete'n numbers, period!

art barr

 

[Silver Surfer]

dawg,...
it is 2o12!!

never, i repeat never date.
you will get vic'd.

fall through over her crib, period.

if you met a chick and you can not visit when you ask.
delete the number,....girls are sexually advanced in your gen and want to fukk.
if you take them on a date.
you are the thrown in the trick bag and the goofie simp.

they will play you.
plus think you are slow enough to get vic'd any ol type of way.

never date,...i repeat, never date.

dating does not exist,..you either fukkin'!
or delete'n numbers, period!

art barr

I slipped...I admit...she seemed like cool people..but hey we back on track

 

[Art Barr]

yall acting like homey bought her some red bottoms... a $8 movie ticket isn't that much of a loss. you's a broke nikka if $8 got yo panties in a bunch.

plus honestly all chicks not just gonna smash on the first date like that. especially if you not positioning urself like that.


it was kinda foul to invite the clan tho

nikka,..whut!!

all females fukk on the first encounter after you get a number.

fukk outta here, b!!

do you know how sexually advanced this gen is?
plus making the older former sexual chastity belt prude vets.

become more sexually advanced to keep up.
while still never being able to really fukk you like the younger females.

only way you don't fukk now,..on the first day.
is if you do some dumb shyt like say you wanna go out.
or run your mouth to much.

every woman who jay down with you will fukk you the first day, period.
females say all the time, you would not be around me.
if i did not want you around.
what do you think that shyt means.....?



art barr

 

[Silver Surfer]

nikka,..whut!!

all females fukk on the first encounter after you get a number.

fukk outta here, b!!

do you know how sexually advanced this gen is?
plus making the older former sexual chastity belt prude vets.

become more sexually advanced to keep up.
while still never being able to really fukk you like the younger females.

only way you don't fukk now,..on the first day.
is if you do some dumb shyt like say you wanna go out.
or run your mouth to much.

every woman who jay down with you will fukk you the first day, period.
females say all the time, you would not be around me.
if i did not want you around.
what do you think that shyt means.....?



art barr

every bytch aint fukkin first time....and if you believe that...I have a bridge and 2 hwy's to sell you

 

[Art Barr]

I slipped...I admit...she seemed like cool people..but hey we back on track

dawg,...i have come to the conclusion.
that getting the dream of that gf, no longer exists in this era.
if you have a gf,...
you have got her preggo
or you share her.
or you young as fukk, on some hs sweetheart rare shyt.
or from a small ass town where they are in a past era.
trapped in a historical timewarp the city already lived.

everybody, who is smart is just fukkin'.

everybody knows you either that girl's dikk for the moment or some vic.

i hate to be blunt, but this gen is on some dreamscape rules now.

art barr

 

[Silver Surfer]

dawg,...i have come to the conclusion.
that getting the dream of that gf, no longer exists in this era.
if you have a gf,...
you have got her preggo
or you share her.
or you young as fukk, on some hs sweetheart rare shyt.
or from a small ass town where they are in a past era.
trapped in a historical timewarp the city already lived.

everybody, who is smart is just fukkin'.

everybody knows you either that girl's dikk for the moment or some vic.

i hate to be blunt, but this gen is on some dreamscape rules now.

art barr

Sometimes it is that simple.....but sometimes its not...

 

[krackdagawd]

dawg,...
it is 2o12!!

never, i repeat never date.

never date,...i repeat, never date.

dating does not exist,..you either fukkin'!
or delete'n numbers, period!

art barr

Preach.

 

[Art Barr]

every bytch aint fukkin first time....and if you believe that...I have a bridge and 2 hwy's to sell you

of course you not believe'n it.

you simp'n it up, going out to dinner, lunch and brunch and shyt.
believe me,..i used to do all that dumb shyt when i was your age.
you do not have to court women anymore, on some ol school shyt, breh!
it is 2o12, women are on some amazon shyt, breh!
they get and have dikk, just like nikkaz be like i'm getting some p*ssy.

if you get her number,....be like imma hit you at this time.
call her at that time,..and after the hey how you doing's, and charismatic small talk kept short.
ask where you stay.
be like hell nah,..you stay blah blah blah skippidity whee whomp.

be like, imma fall through on some authoritive shyt...
don't be like can i come by...
be like imma fall through,..imma jay down on you, what's your bell.

then go the fukk over there, immesteadiately.
make a real move,.....sex is an action.

i should not even be telling you this.

yet, somebody told me this shyt, at 22 and i was just like you.
talembout; nah, it don't happen like that,..yes it does.

i was defiant on the shyt for like three years.

till i just said man imma try this shyt at twenty four. then it worked and it worked all the time.
at about twenty seven i cut that ask for a date shyt out completely. that was like a decade ago in 2oo4.

take authority on women,..forget all that fuzzy date hee hee lady and the tramp star gazing while you eating shyt. that shyt is the exception to the rule. if you find that one charismatic female who is gifted to you.

women do not give out numbers to guys they do not want, period.

you get called lame by women when you beat around the bush and bullshyt.

be like man, imma jay down or fall through,...in the first phone call.

believe me,..the shyt works!

art barr

 

[Kalik]

ass was fat too and she had on jordans with tiny feet:

thats the type

 

[Art Barr]

I knew things were suspect when she said she was roomates with her bro....

in 2o12,...

asking to go on a date is like asking to go with you in sixth grade with the words yes or no on it.
women want to kick the tires and have a wonderful testdrive.
plus, check the other dealerships. before they settle into a bf/gf relationship.
it isn't 195o anymore, women are on some we are equal...imma do everything guys do to the full tilt now.
they have roster builders, to loyalist.
except now, every woman wants incredible sex, everyday.
then a mate from that, situation.

you have to be on some sexual warrior shyt first with women now.
they know golddigg'n is a game and they think most men do, too.

when you start doing all that dating shyt from jump.
they think you are a vic, and play the role and take advantage.
then after said date call over the guy they fukked on thefirst day and clown you to said guy.
plus may order what he likes and not eat it and take the doggy bag to said fb.

don't set yourself up for failure. all that date bs,..somebody told you is a lie, based in old traditionalism. so women can still cling to old ways and vic dudes.

women know what time it is for real.

plus look for you to break kayfabe on the work from the beginning.

it is as simple as that...use your actions to break kayfabe.
it is a hipster gen, be hip, b!


art barr

 

[RicanFury]

what you should do now is roll up in her job with two of your cousins wearing lime green clothes and shut down the account. casually say you brought them along to see how its done.