I finally get why women love attention so much...

[number21]

Its because they ruled by boredom and jealousy. So, getting attention keeps them from being bored or jealous.

That whole thesis statement you wrote was for naught op.

 

[JQ Legend]

I don't think OP was humble bragging

That shyt be when dudes pretend they're being humble but are really just bragging

I didn't get that here

OP straight up said he went a long time without women giving him attention, that's not something a humble bragger would say

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Damn. getting eye fukked by only two women made your day, and caused you to make a humble brag thread... except... well...

you should be getting eye fukked regularly if your truly handsome. That attention shouldn’t drop off in your early thirties breh, according to the coli, your at your peak.

Yes ma'am! Not gonna humble brag, though. I will say I get emotionally confused when I meet 21/22 year olds and they're shocked I'm 34 and then proceed to say, "You look good for your age ."

...34 is old now? I'm still in my prime

 

[Jacaveli The Don]

You should have had a 30 second conversation about how the Earth is flat and we've never been to the Moon and they would have ran for the hills

 

[DragonKnight]

They must have been older than 14 huh?

Got damn

This dude got geeked over eye glances from 2 plain janes who he admits weren’t attractive enough to approach; ran in happy af. But he says we are the ones gassed off attention. Nah, this sounds like you never get looks your way for you to make this a newsworthy thread starting event. I’m done. If this is what makes your moment.

This faq always fukking with people he must be miserable irl. fakkit fukk

 

[Swagnificent]

I don't think OP was humble bragging

That shyt be when dudes pretend they're being humble but are really just bragging

I didn't get that here

OP straight up said he went a long time without women giving him attention, that's not something a humble bragger would say

This.

I wasn't trying to brag. Just recounting a recent experience. I do it from time to time.

 

[Max.]

Pretty boy anthem

 

[ORDER_66]

Its weird cause I didn't think I looked too bad gaining a few lbs. But the rest of the world lets you know the truth when you don't get the same attention anymore.

Getting that attention in the grocery store from those broads let me know I'm back.

Feels good for a man to be objectified for once and feel like a piece of meat to the hungry lionesses...

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Dear diary,
Two women noticed me in what I'll assume is a positive light.

Mood: positively elated

HOLY S-HIT YOU NAILED IT

 

[ThaEruditious]

Damn. getting eye fukked by only two women made your day, and caused you to make a humble brag thread... except... well...

you should be getting eye fukked regularly if your truly handsome. That attention shouldn’t drop off in your early thirties breh, according to the coli, your at your peak.

Gotdamn

 

[SupaHotIce]

It strokes their ego????

I would've never figured that out 9 lifetimes

 

[blqbird]

Congratulations OP, your psychological needs were fulfilled today on Maslow's Pyramid...

Your self esteem was fuel injected today.

can't even make it to yellow.

 

[MikeOck]

Signals from unattractive women ain't shyt. Signals from women you find attractive is where it's at. Anyway, you're probably ugly so get it how you can

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

This dude @Swagnificent is the wildest

 

[Marzupial]

I eye fukk women on purpose everyday for the same reason

My favorites is when they are with their men and he don't even notices she's getting eye fukked