I am predicting a major disaster or traumatic event in America soon... Here's why...

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

I have an older sister
She is like Denise Huxtable in real life

Flighty as fukk and horrible decision maker



My sister been married twice.



1st time was right before the 9/11 attacks



2nd was right around Hurricane Katrina


So

She just texted the fam that she married some nikka she been with since May, yesterday




So I'm pretty sure her marriages trigger catastrophic events in America

 

[Tres Leches]

Breh this better be her last
Marriage

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Breh this better be her last
Marriage

Naw op better do everything in his power to sabotage this marriage and any other relationship she has going forward. Forever

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

All of them.


She's obviously leveled up.

this dude said she leveled up

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Your sister a hoe

 

[bangbreh]

She got 6's on her head under that weave

 

[Jx2]

Tell your selfish ass sister to stop doing this to us

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Now u been warned and if this saves u and yo family I want a beef jerky gift basket, Topps Scottie Pippen rookie Basketball card in mint condition, a lifetime supply of Starburst gummies, my initials tatted on both titties with "we shall never forget" and a red ribbon underneath

Bet

I retract my last statement.

 

[Swirv]

Thread aged remarkably well

 

[Brehcepticon]

I retract my last statement.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Naw op better do everything in his power to sabotage this marriage and any other relationship she has going forward. Forever

That don't make sense
Since she divorced the other 2 husbands so I would think for shyt to be different she has to stay married so there is no other marriage in the future to make shyt worse

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

That don't make sense
Since she divorced the other 2 husbands so I would think for shyt to be different she has to stay married so there is no other marriage in the future to make shyt worse

All this terrible stuff might stop happening if she calls it off.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Op has my vote for POTY already

Posters should have been picked someone worth it. Instead y’all chose Killmomger

You have posters like him that are truly insightful instead of people basing their brand off fukkery, shade and gossip. fukked up the credibility of the title with the low hanging fruit

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Posters should have been picked someone worth it. Instead y’all chose Killmomger

You have posters like him that are truly insightful instead of people basing their brand off fukkery, shade and gossip. fukked up the credibility of the title with the low hanging fruit

Well I'll be John brown. You're still in you're feelings I see. That red banner looks so good on you tho ma'am