I am predicting a major disaster or traumatic event in America soon... Here's why...

[Sex Luthor]

I have an older sister
She is like Denise Huxtable in real life

Flighty as fukk and horrible decision maker



My sister been married twice.



1st time was right before the 9/11 attacks



2nd was right around Hurricane Katrina


So

She just texted the fam that she married some nikka she been with since May, yesterday




So I'm pretty sure her marriages trigger catastrophic events in America

It's all your sister fault. Tell her to stop breh

 

[Take It In Blood]

Join the military brehs


R.I.P @Kant

 

[Maluma]

Well the Saints not winning the super bowl this year would qualify as a catastrophe OP so I hope you’re wrong

 

[jj23]

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

 

[Sex Luthor]

Well the Saints not winning the super bowl this year would qualify as a catastrophe OP so I hope you’re wrong

 

[Caca-faat]

Y'all just saw the air strike in Iran right. Be safe y'all

 

[MikelArteta]

Thanks sis

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

 

[invalid]

Damn. You had the chance to stop the marriage and save america but instead you let her go through with it?

 

[Human Torch]

Yo




Tell her call that shyt off B. 2020 looking like the last frontier at this point

 

[Hyperion]

With marriages like this, who needs psychics?

 

[TEH]

 

[Womb Raider]

Yo




Tell her call that shyt off B. 2020 looking like the last frontier at this point

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Damn. You had the chance to stop the marriage and save america but instead you let her go through with it?

. She wasn't gone listen anyway