I am predicting a major disaster or traumatic event in America soon... Here's why...

[dark_magic]

Can u explain that joke
Cause I have no clue what Haarp is

High Frequency Active Auroral Research Project (HAARP)

 

[Biscayne]

Haha. Dude is a hardcore conservative irl..

 

[8WON6]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

If your sister gets married and world fukkery doesn’t ensue, you’ll have to catch this neg.

Now u been warned and if this saves u and yo family I want a beef jerky gift basket, Topps Scottie Pippen rookie Basketball card in mint condition, a lifetime supply of Starburst gummies, my initials tatted on both titties with "we shall never forget" and a red ribbon underneath

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Now u been warned and if this saves u and yo family I want a beef jerky gift basket, Topps Scottie Pippen rookie Basketball card in mint condition, a lifetime supply of Starburst gummies, my initials tatted on both titties with "we shall never forget" and a red ribbon underneath

Bet

 

[Strapped]

South tornados

 

[DrBanneker]

If yall don't send that broad to a nunnery

Fixed

 

[TheNig]

I have an older sister
She is like Denise Huxtable in real life

Flighty as fukk and horrible decision maker



My sister been married twice.



1st time was right before the 9/11 attacks



2nd was right around Hurricane Katrina


So

She just texted the fam that she married some nikka she been with since May, yesterday




So I'm pretty sure her marriages trigger catastrophic events in America

Your sister snatch gone end the world!!

 

[Coolin']

What was the timing of the marriage to the actual catastrophe; 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 6 months?

what I was about to ask. These are details that need to be stated up front.

 

[MikelArteta]

And here we go

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

 

[skokiaan]

america just started some fukkery with iran

 

[analog]

a major disaster or traumatic event IN America

So, yall extend him a two week courtesy window, and now want to classify Iran as being in America? Or, we going to extend this window until Iran retaliates on American soil, at which point OP is a prophet

 

[SuavePrince]

 

[TheNig]

They'll hit Israel before they hit the US. And then it'll be business as usual.