Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
She might have some sort of social development disorder. It seems way out of hand for a grown adult to be acting this out of hand and immature. Seriously. In fact, it would probably piss her off if I did it in person, but I would be seriously tempted to start acting extra nice and patronizing, as if I were talking to someone with a disability, if she started flipping out on me like this.