No lie, this happened at the barbershop yesterday. Dude was delusional as hell
Dude
: Aye man, can you not push my hairline back this time. Just shape it up where it is..
Barber
: What do you mean?! It's nothing there dawg. I worked magic for you last time. No beign, spray paint, makers or nothing!! Why don't you just get a baldy?
Dude
: Man I'm only 26..I'm not trying to look like an old man..
Barber
: The only thing that can save you is Jesus and Rogaine
The whole barbershop start laughin
Then "Jumpman" starts playing on the radio..
This nikka starts remixing the song..
Rogaine, Rogaine, Rogaine, Rogaine, Rogaine, Rogaine