How many modern women are secretly witches?

Miss Lucifer's Love

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I doubt y'all have anything to worry about with these new "witches" :mjlol:

They read some basic-ass "manifest sis!" posts on Twitter, got a free natal chart from google, a tarot reading on Fiverr, and paid some shyster from Instagram to "read their energy" and do "spellwork" to fix all their issues but the solutions are always just honeyjars and freezer spells :mjlol:

Nah, y'all ain't got shyt to fear from modern witches.











It's us old broads you need to worry about :demonic:
 

Coco Loco

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About a year ago my cousin mentioned she was interested in being a witch. Said she was going to some witch event/conference in Bmore. I said oh that's interesting and good luck. She hasn't mentioned it since. :jbhmm:
 

Crayola Coyote

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There are lot more witches out here than you guys might think. For the most part they are very nice women, and they give great advice about life, and is very informative. If y'all weren't so damn judgmental of these women, you might can learn a thing or two.

Nah not taking any dr phil/Steve Harvey advice from a tortured soul. Women give out worst dating advice now this :mjtf:
 

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oh dear lawd... not burning sage and yoga

get demons from sage and yoga brehs.

:laff:





be indoctrinated in and ruled by fear brehs

I'm 'ruled by fear' and yet actual practitioners of this stuff have come out and tells us the effects of it


The purpose of burning sage is to 'ward off bad spirits and bad energy'. Witches have done this for a long time.

 

NoMoreWhiteWoman2020

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Look up honey jar spell.

:mjgrin:

And apparently, some of them are putting period blood in spaghetti.

:picard:

That kind of desperation is disturbing.
The period blood in red meat I know. The honey jar I don’t. Drop some info on that? Not trying to curse myself via search history or some shyt
 
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