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portcityplaya said:
Bruh 60 million people play fantasy football.
The solve rate is low on regular neighborhood street crimes aint no way in hell they'd catch someone doing this :pachaha:
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Nah, it would be easy as hell.

Everyone he played against would notice it IMMEDIATELY. They'd be like, "You were playing the guy who had Dak die on him last week, and then you were playing the guy that had McCoy die this week!"

Seriously, after the 2nd week everyone in his league would already be noticing and saying how lucky he is. Third week it would seem freaky. After that he'd be reported immediately.


Not to mention that targeted murder is really, really hard. Most serial killers kill random people. Killing actual targeted strangers you don't know? Who are famous and have security systems and entourages? Not happening. You might get away with it once, not twice.
 
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jadillac said:
OJ posts videos about his fantasy team everyday
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Then he should play the lead detective in this flick. He's very convincing as someone looking for a killer.

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Rhakim said:
Nah, it would be easy as hell.

Everyone he played against would notice it IMMEDIATELY. They'd be like, "You were playing the guy who had Dak die on him last week, and then you were playing the guy that had McCoy die this week!"

Seriously, after the 2nd week everyone in his league would already be noticing and saying how lucky he is. Third week it would seem freaky. After that he'd be reported immediately.


Not to mention that targeted murder is really, really hard. Most serial killers kill random people. Killing actual targeted strangers you don't know? Who are famous and have security systems and entourages? Not happening. You might get away with it once, not twice.
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Yea there would be a reddit thread/Twitter investigation after the 3rd player got killed/hurt
 
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Rhakim said:
Nah, it would be easy as hell.

Everyone he played against would notice it IMMEDIATELY. They'd be like, "You were playing the guy who had Dak die on him last week, and then you were playing the guy that had McCoy die this week!"

Seriously, after the 2nd week everyone in his league would already be noticing and saying how lucky he is. Third week it would seem freaky. After that he'd be reported immediately.


Not to mention that targeted murder is really, really hard. Most serial killers kill random people. Killing actual targeted strangers you don't know? Who are famous and have security systems and entourages? Not happening. You might get away with it once, not twice.
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You make some good points. Now I’m thinking he only starts taking players out during his FF playoffs. That way you only have like 2 deaths in consecutive weeks (which is strange enough to get media attention immediately), and the FBI saves the last player before he gets killed the 3rd week.

Maybe he’s not a serial killer at all and just an obsessed deranged fan (former player with CTE works too.)

Would be harder to catch him after only a couple of weeks, since the pattern would not be immediately revealed, but combined with location analysis (killer would have had to be in the vicinity of each crime) maybe a tip or two, it could happen (besides, it’s a fukkin movie.....we make it happen.)
 
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Okay, using all the ideas in the thread, we clearly have a winning plot.


When NFL players start dropping dead, a veteran football star-turned-detective with a checkered past ("Martin Harridan", played by OJ Simpson) becomes obsessed with finding the killer. He must prevail over the manic world of fantasy football fans, lingering questions about a violent event in his own life, and a secret gambling addiction in order to crack the case before the psycho kills again. Detective Harridan grows increasingly paranoid as suspects are eliminated and suspicions increase....is he the hunter, or the hunted?

The plot climaxes when a junior detective realizes that Detective Harridan has been hiding one fantasy league from the database....the high-stakes invitation-only private celebrity league that he plays in! The victims turn out to have been a perfect match for Harridan's opponents. Due to his suspicious and paranoid behavior and unusual clothes found at the scene, Detective Harridan is arrested and put on trial for murder. But in a last-second twist, Harridan pulls off a brilliant piece of detective work from within the jail and proves that it was all a setup and in fact a jealous and racist fellow cop ("Mark Hairman", played by Mark Walberg) has been framing the righteous detective the whole time. Detective Harridan is found innocent and released from jail with a hero's welcome while the real killer is put behind bars and the NFL is once again safe.

OJ would sign up for this shyt in an instant. :myman:
 
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Rhakim said:
Okay, using all the ideas in the thread, we clearly have a winning plot.


When NFL players start dropping dead, a veteran football star-turned-detective with a checkered past ("Martin Harridan", played by OJ Simpson) becomes obsessed with finding the killer. He must prevail over the manic world of fantasy football fans, lingering questions about a violent event in his own life, and a secret gambling addiction in order to crack the case before the psycho kills again. Detective Harridan grows increasingly paranoid as suspects are eliminated and suspicions increase....is he the hunter, or the hunted?

The plot climaxes when a junior detective realizes that Detective Harridan has been hiding one fantasy league from the database....the high-stakes invitation-only private celebrity league that he plays in! The victims turn out to have been a perfect match for Harridan's opponents. Due to his suspicious and paranoid behavior and unusual clothes found at the scene, Detective Harridan is arrested and put on trial for murder. But in a last-second twist, Harridan pulls off a brilliant piece of detective work from within the jail and proves that it was all a setup and in fact a jealous and racist fellow cop ("Mark Hairman", played by Mark Walberg) has been framing the righteous detective the whole time. Detective Harridan is found innocent and released from jail with a hero's welcome while the real killer is put behind bars and the NFL is once again safe.

OJ would sign up for this shyt in an instant. :myman:
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All I ask is that they cast Sanaa Lathan and invite me on set

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portcityplaya said:
It would be hard to find the killer. Think about how many ff teams there are, then you'd have to find every ff player that has those players on their team, then you'd have to throw back in folks who traded for them, then you'd have to rule out typical nfl player debauchery and fukkery.

That might be the most uncatchable crime spree ever :ohhh:
How the hell you gon solve that :patrice:
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zodiac killer you cant :wow:
 
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