((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL
RIP MR. SMOKE
Imagine this happening IRL after you die.
Gawd: Sorry to be the one to tell you this. But ya done, son. Now you can pass through the gates of heaven and get like me
...OR, for the low price of $0.99 cents. You can be back in the game, son.
Make your choice, son.
Me: Can I get a preview of heaven first?
God: No
Me: Just a peak
God: No
Me: I don’t have 99 cents on me
God: You can owe me
Me: Fasho
Me: *Comes back to earth as a carrot*
God:
