How does one become a Microsoft Stan?

[Arcavian]

The OG Xbox caught my attention because the games with custom soundtracks put your music IN the game, not over it

For example in San Andreas, Im doing drive bys and shyt to my own music

The 360 came out, it didnt improve upon this feature, but you could still play your music OVER the game, and that motherfukker brought it with the games.

The Xbox One came out, and I wasnt feeling it, the games werent there, I waited two years to get one and the games never came

Then I got a PC, still got love for the controllers and some of their games, but I dont see myself getting the system

 

[ORDER_66]

IDK... maybe if someone works for the company in an executive position??? I mean other than that... the idolatry makes no sense... but I guess people need something to believe in...

 

[Diondon]

Them Excel parties be lit

 

[Killer Instinct]

Be a masochistic hipster. The hipster portion is very important. Maybe honor God, Guns, and Glory, too. Everyone knows that Asians are stealing jobs from hard working Americans.

 

[CoolinInTheCut]

The bots all had something to do today huh

 

[Tetris v2.0]

Similar to MAGA, Xbots have a very low barrier to entry lol you basically need a pulse and an internet connection

I'm playin I love yall Xbots, they're like Jets fans, bless their hearts

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Sony stan’s

 

[daze23]

@daze23 you have been summoned

Sony Stans

 

[Fillerguy]

Sony fans and products forced me into it in the 90s. When ps1 dropped, we couldn't afford it and I was clowned for still playing SNES. When I finally got the N64, PS2 dropped a few months later and the clowning started again. All the walkmans I owned were Sony and would die after 3 months or so. FF stans made it worse.

When we finally got A home theater system, guess what brand it was. After a year, it worked when it wanted. I had to become a child engineer to get the shyt to work to the point where I became the handyman in the house. People still expect me to fix electronics to this day.

Sony blank CDs are the work CDs of all time. Sony movies suck for the most part. Sony gave my little cousin a bullshyt 15k contract and charged him for using their studio, then threaten to sue him if he tried sell his music to local radio stations. 7 years ago, I had 4 job interviews at their R&D site here in Jersey and they gave me the run around then ghosted me. The Sony leaks confirmed most of what I thought of the entertainment side of their company.....they don't know wtf they're doing.

 

[Killer Instinct]

Sony fans and products forced me into it in the 90s. When ps1 dropped, we couldn't afford it and I was clowned for still playing SNES. When I finally got the N64, PS2 dropped a few months later and the clowning started again. All the walkmans I owned were Sony and would die after 3 months or so. FF stans made it worse.

When we finally got A home theater system, guess what brand it was. After a year, it worked when it wanted. I had to become a child engineer to get the shyt to work to the point where I became the handyman in the house. People still expect me to fix electronics to this day.

Sony blank CDs are the work CDs of all time. Sony movies suck for the most part. Sony gave my little cousin a bullshyt 15k contract and charged him for using their studio, then threaten to sue him if he tried sell his music to local radio stations. 7 years ago, I had 4 job interviews at their R&D site here in Jersey and they gave me the run around then ghosted me. The Sony leaks confirmed most of what I thought of the entertainment side of their company.....they don't know wtf they're doing.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Sony fans and products forced me into it in the 90s. When ps1 dropped, we couldn't afford it and I was clowned for still playing SNES. When I finally got the N64, PS2 dropped a few months later and the clowning started again. All the walkmans I owned were Sony and would die after 3 months or so. FF stans made it worse.

When we finally got A home theater system, guess what brand it was. After a year, it worked when it wanted. I had to become a child engineer to get the shyt to work to the point where I became the handyman in the house. People still expect me to fix electronics to this day.

Sony blank CDs are the work CDs of all time. Sony movies suck for the most part. Sony gave my little cousin a bullshyt 15k contract and charged him for using their studio, then threaten to sue him if he tried sell his music to local radio stations. 7 years ago, I had 4 job interviews at their R&D site here in Jersey and they gave me the run around then ghosted me. The Sony leaks confirmed most of what I thought of the entertainment side of their company.....they don't know wtf they're doing.

Every xbox stans origin story is filled with trauma

Nikka said all that and aint mentioned nothing about games

 

[NZA]

if you survive an overdose of mountain dew and doritos, you will awaken as an xbot

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

if you survive an overdose of mountain dew and doritos, you will awaken as an xbot

 

[BobbyWojak]

I know this is a troll thread lol. But the 360 era was Xbox’s peak. That era made a lot of people fans. Also Halo, Xbox live, and the 360 controller.

goat controller hands down

 

[Jaguar93]

The 360 era had a good start, but terrible middle/ending. PS3 era had a terrible start, but a great middle/ending.