Vintage Eclectic
Lord of the Sky
I liked it much better than the first one. The ecstasy scene? Martin killed it:
I'm still waiting for part 3, fukking mike bay with this transformers shyt!!!
first movie i ever walked out ofOne of the worst movies I think I've ever seen.
Really.
That's not hyperbole, that movie is straight up fukking, indulgent, overwrought, interminable, unfunny, bad music, 15 car chases, Miami detectives indiscriminately murdering people, drug bust at a fukking KKK meeting, travelling to CUBA...I repeat TRAVELLING TO fukkING CUBA TO KILL JOHNNY TAPIA AND HALF OF THE fukkING CUBAN ARMY, destroying an entire neighborhood where a fraction of the drugs are made so it's 'OK' to rip through an entire village where entire homes are pulverized, checking out a dead woman's large breasts, I repeat, THERE IS A SCENE WHERE WILL SMITH COMMENTS ON A DEAD WOMAN'S HUGE t*ts, Peter Stormare playing an over the top Russian guy, Martin Lawrence living in a fukking MANSION ON THE WATER ON A DETECTIVE SALARY BUT STILL bytchING ABOUT A $3000 ABOVE THE GROUND POOL WHICH THE DOG DESTROYS NOT ONCE...BUT fukkING TWICE.
THE LINE, "WHAT'S AN ERECTION"
THE fukkING HAITIAN GANG.
WILL SMITH, OF COURSE, AS A NERD IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THE LINE, "I'll put down the gun, RIGHT NEXT TO THE MINEEE!!"
P DIDDY AS THE EXECUTIVE SOUNDTRACK PRODUCER?
fukk THAT MOVIE.
fukk THAT MOVIE IN THE FACE UNTIL IT DIES. :PACSPIT:
One of the worst movies I think I've ever seen.
Really.
That's not hyperbole, that movie is straight up fukking, indulgent, overwrought, interminable, unfunny, bad music, 15 car chases, Miami detectives indiscriminately murdering people, drug bust at a fukking KKK meeting, travelling to CUBA...I repeat TRAVELLING TO fukkING CUBA TO KILL JOHNNY TAPIA AND HALF OF THE fukkING CUBAN ARMY, destroying an entire neighborhood where a fraction of the drugs are made so it's 'OK' to rip through an entire village where entire homes are pulverized, checking out a dead woman's large breasts, I repeat, THERE IS A SCENE WHERE WILL SMITH COMMENTS ON A DEAD WOMAN'S HUGE t*ts, Peter Stormare playing an over the top Russian guy, Martin Lawrence living in a fukking MANSION ON THE WATER ON A DETECTIVE SALARY BUT STILL bytchING ABOUT A $3000 ABOVE THE GROUND POOL WHICH THE DOG DESTROYS NOT ONCE...BUT fukkING TWICE.
THE LINE, "WHAT'S AN ERECTION"
THE fukkING HAITIAN GANG.
WILL SMITH, OF COURSE, AS A NERD IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THE LINE, "I'll put down the gun, RIGHT NEXT TO THE MINEEE!!"
P DIDDY AS THE EXECUTIVE SOUNDTRACK PRODUCER?
fukk THAT MOVIE.
fukk THAT MOVIE IN THE FACE UNTIL IT DIES. :PACSPIT:
One of the worst movies I think I've ever seen.
Really.
That's not hyperbole, that movie is straight up fukking, indulgent, overwrought, interminable, unfunny, bad music, 15 car chases, Miami detectives indiscriminately murdering people, drug bust at a fukking KKK meeting, travelling to CUBA...I repeat TRAVELLING TO fukkING CUBA TO KILL JOHNNY TAPIA AND HALF OF THE fukkING CUBAN ARMY, destroying an entire neighborhood where a fraction of the drugs are made so it's 'OK' to rip through an entire village where entire homes are pulverized, checking out a dead woman's large breasts, I repeat, THERE IS A SCENE WHERE WILL SMITH COMMENTS ON A DEAD WOMAN'S HUGE t*ts, Peter Stormare playing an over the top Russian guy, Martin Lawrence living in a fukking MANSION ON THE WATER ON A DETECTIVE SALARY BUT STILL bytchING ABOUT A $3000 ABOVE THE GROUND POOL WHICH THE DOG DESTROYS NOT ONCE...BUT fukkING TWICE.
THE LINE, "WHAT'S AN ERECTION"
THE fukkING HAITIAN GANG.
WILL SMITH, OF COURSE, AS A NERD IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THE LINE, "I'll put down the gun, RIGHT NEXT TO THE MINEEE!!"
P DIDDY AS THE EXECUTIVE SOUNDTRACK PRODUCER?
fukk THAT MOVIE.
fukk THAT MOVIE IN THE FACE UNTIL IT DIES. :PACSPIT: