How do you stop your co-workers from eating your food out of the refrigerator?

[Deuterion]

I don't think they know its mine, whoever it is, buuuuut this shyt got me tight.

I'm legit ready to get down

with whoever it is that keeps eating my damn ice cream.

Cook something, use exlax as an ingredient, see who goes to the bathroom. Confront them.

 

[Big Boss]

Leave your food in the car

 

[☃ ೋ]

Uhh, we respect each other enough not to do fukk shyt like that. Grown ass adults.

To answer your question though, put your name on that mofo. If they still eat it, you know they think you a lame and thats up to you to fix

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

add a tasteless laxative to one meal. do it every so often. they'll understand after 2-3 times that your food does not agree with them.


its like when the neighbours cat used to come into my yard. i put some rat poison in some cat food, and wouldn't you know it the cat no longer tears up my plants.

 

[FaTaL]

add a tasteless laxative to one meal. do it every so often. they'll understand after 2-3 times that your food does not agree with them.


its like when the neighbours cat used to come into my yard. i put some rat poison in some cat food, and wouldn't you know it the cat no longer tears up my plants.

U b!tch

 

[BiggWebb79]

Get a lunch bag or cooler, put an ice packs in it to keep your lunch cool until break time. Just leave it in your locker or desk until time for it.

 

[Oatmeal]

The breh @Squirrel back .....but now fools out here stealing his acorns

 

[3rdWorld]

Still getting your lunch taken even as an adult..



We have a bar fridge in our office..no way I'd keep my food near the masses

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

U b!tch

you p*ssy...

 

[UserNameless]

When I worked in an office, I made a point of never putting my food in the fridge. I don’t trust cacs.
...

^ First of all...






... and second of all, I thought y’all negroes were #CertGang


More and more y’all keep telling on y’allselves ...

#CertGang Don’t do communal fridges

#CertGang Don’t do shared office space


#CertGang Has their own standalone offices

#CertGang Keeps lock protected mini fridge(s) stocked with vittles and Gold bottles in their own standalone office












Thread is #NonCertGangProblems

 

[Lord_nikon]

Put a sticky note in the bag, “I played with my nuts while making this”

 

[Mike the Executioner]

This. OP, you have to do it like Ross did it.

Leave a simple note at first. Something like "Keep your mitts off my grub." Let’s see them try something then.

Then, if they start feeling unruly, you get one of your friends to write a really threatening note. Something really hardcore and gutter so they'll be like when they read it.

You'll never have someone steal your food again. People will start calling you mental. They'll be doing your work for you, pushing back deadlines to fit your schedule. Up until your job realizes what's going on and fires you, you'll have everybody under your thumb.

 

[lightbearerchef]

Poison. That'll stop em forever

this

 

[Luxury Tax]

I've laced 2 liter cokes & root beer with soy sauce

 

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