Devilinurear
Veteran
Put a note that says I made this without washing my hands.
How do you stop your co-workers from eating your food out of the refrigerator?
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MajesticLion
Veteran
Add liberal amounts of senna to your food. Leave food in communal fridge. Sit back and be entertained.
My son will start asking questions about why I have a lock on my lunch bag.can u buy a lock?
I swear I went around interrogating people about my chocolate chip oatmeal ice cream sandwich that was in the freezer.
This is the 2nd time in a week. Nobody buys or can find this shyt. So I know you are out here thinking it's all gravy and personally targeting me.
But I opened another one and spit all in it. If I could I would have wiped my dikk all over it but then I realized that would defeat the purpose of me enjoying my ice cream.
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CouldBeWorse
Superstar
I wish someone would try to eat my shyt 
I was talking that big shyt until I got too.I wish someone would try to eat my shyt
It's not that simple.
I literally asked about putting hidden video cameras inside of the kitchen.
I want this mf so bad!
Dude that's what you think. It's not that cut & dry.
I literally asked about putting hidden video cameras inside of the kitchen.
I want this mf so bad!
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Beedad
All Star
Fake mold sandwich bags
Contrefaire
Superstar
Never had it happen but I've always been in favor of the ghost pepper solution or some variation of that. Although there are people who have done something similar and got called into HR about it which is just wild to me.
I remember reading a post on reddit a couple years back where this lady (who frequently added hot spices and sauces to her food) started getting her lunches stolen so she added the spices she normally kept on the side (IIRC) directly to the meal and the thief had the audacity to cry to HR who THEN made her prove she didn't sabotage the food by eating some of it in front of them. Insane.
I lowkey kinda wish some shyt like this WOULD happen to me because I'm putting every MF hot pepper I can find in that bytch and daring somebody to tell me I sabotaged my own shyt.
Lunchroom/community kitchen culture has always been so weird to me for this very reason. People get bold as fukk and have no problem reaching for some shyt they KNOW they ain't buy like it's no big deal.
I remember reading a post on reddit a couple years back where this lady (who frequently added hot spices and sauces to her food) started getting her lunches stolen so she added the spices she normally kept on the side (IIRC) directly to the meal and the thief had the audacity to cry to HR who THEN made her prove she didn't sabotage the food by eating some of it in front of them. Insane.
I lowkey kinda wish some shyt like this WOULD happen to me because I'm putting every MF hot pepper I can find in that bytch and daring somebody to tell me I sabotaged my own shyt.
Lunchroom/community kitchen culture has always been so weird to me for this very reason. People get bold as fukk and have no problem reaching for some shyt they KNOW they ain't buy like it's no big deal.
They think you sweet breh you gotta throw hands let them know what time it it
