How do you stop your co-workers from eating your food out of the refrigerator?

[Tetsuo]

I was talking that big shyt until I got too.

It's not that simple.

I literally asked about putting hidden video cameras inside of the kitchen.

I want this mf so bad!

At my job there's a camera inside the refrigerator/freezer, so if someone makes a complaint about their shyt getting taken then the footage will be reviewed and it's a wrap for the culprit

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Lace it with pcp. Have your coworker coming back from lunch like

 

[I Really Mean It]

When I worked in an office, I made a point of never putting my food in the fridge. I don’t trust cacs.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

At my job there's a camera inside the refrigerator/freezer, so if someone makes a complaint about their shyt getting taken then the footage will be reviewed and it's a wrap for the culprit

What is the punishment? Do you get to beat them up or what?

 

[The Fade]

Pluck out your longest pube and stick it in there

 

[Tetsuo]

What is the punishment? Do you get to beat them up or what?

They get fired.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

They get fired.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

My dude finally free

What the fukk did you do?

fukk you bytch nikka. That's what I did.

 

[JackRoss]

fukk you bytch nikka. That's what I did.

Had to make that call

 

[Alexander Wiggin]

Once a collegue of my mine found out at lunch that somebody bite his chicken thigh and then put it back to his Tupperware. He was like

That's like the ultimate disrespect. It's worse than gettin his food stolen. Not only you can't eat and you're are force to put the food to trash but it mean that the thief find it so distasteful that he was letting you know by putting it back. shytting in the process on your wife who cooked it with love the day before

 

[xCivicx]

Laxatives?

Literally what i was gonna say

 

[O.T.I.S.]

By not putting my food in the fridge

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Have everyone gather around and make an announcement. Then calmly tell everyone someone has been eating your food and that when you catch who it is, your'e gonna stab them in the mothafukking neck. The key is to remain calm the whole time. HR may call you in for a talk and people a may think you are crazy, but they won't touch your shyt anymore.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Once a collegue of my mine found out at lunch that somebody bite his chicken thigh and then put it back to his Tupperware. He was like

That's like the ultimate disrespect. It's worse than gettin his food stolen. Not only you can't eat and you're are force to put the food to trash but it mean that the thief find it so distasteful that he was letting you know by putting it back. shytting in the process on your wife who cooked it with love the day before

Now its personal.
What did he do?

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Have everyone gather around and make an announcement. Then calmly tell everyone someone has been eating your food and that when you catch who it is, your'e gonna stab them in the mothafukking neck. The key is to remain calm the whole time. HR may call you in for a talk and people a may think you are crazy, but they won't touch your shyt anymore.