Houston vs. Chicago- The Coli Weighs In

[Osmosis]

Chicago lowkey the most underrated major city in the country.

name three good things about chicago

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

houston has better weather, but that shyt is too spread out for my taste. just like LA.

not tryin to live somewhere, where you gotta drive 2 hours just to get across town for work

also houston is lacking in public transportation.

I've had a car since 16 so I actually like driving around and setting my own schedule. I've driven in Chicago a couple times and even tho traffic isn't horrible it'd get annoying day to day. Plus finding parking spots like any major city. Public transport on point tho.

Then for the life of me I don't know why anyone in life would choose this terrible ass weather. I hate the heat but freezing, wet nasty ass cold ain't too much better.

Better gun laws, taxes, cost of living, job market ect... Down there. Only thing people say is bad down there is the traffic but the shyt ain't too much better up here.

Any place you can ride around with a gauge on the passenger seat like its nothing cant be too bad

Yea Houston looking like the run away winner. Just found out gun laws is lax there, you can even carry a handgun in your car w/o a permit. Dunno if having a chopper ride shotgun is my thing tho

 

[TNOT]

I've had a car since 16 so I actually like driving around and setting my own schedule. I've driven in Chicago a couple times and even tho traffic isn't horrible it'd get annoying day to day. Plus finding parking spots like any major city. Public transport on point tho.


Yea Houston looking like the run away winner. Just found out gun laws is lax there, you can even carry a handgun in your car w/o a permit. Dunno if having a chopper ride shotgun is my thing tho

If you like the suburban sprawl that Houston has to offer, take that plunge. People say Houston is great, but none of them specify where they stay. Houston is broad word, lol

If I were young with no kids there would only be a few places in HoustonI would live, and none of them are exactly cheap.

 

[The Nigerian]

One thing Chicago has that LA doesn't is white girls with fat asses.

I hear Texas is like the home of PAWGs so it might be worth checking out.

 

[The Nigerian]

name three good things about chicago

The driving. Some of the best driving in the country.

Public transport.

The women. By far one of the richest sex markets in the country. Sex clubs, munches, freaks on freaks on freaks.

Major market.

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

If you like the suburban sprawl that Houston has to offer, take that plunge. People say Houston is great, but none of them specify where they stay. Houston is broad word, lol

If I were young with no kids there would only be a few places in HoustonI would live, and none of them are exactly cheap.

Word. I've never been to Houston but from what I hear it's like a suburban sprawl with everything 30+min away.
How not cheap we talking?
i'm looking at the west side right now; Is that even a thing? What that area looking like?

One thing Chicago has that LA doesn't is white girls with fat asses.

I hear Texas is like the home of PAWGs so it might be worth checking out.

I'm not particularly into white chicks so that's not really a selling point for me

 

[TNOT]

Word. I've never been to Houston but from what I hear it's like a suburban sprawl with everything 30+min away.
How not cheap we talking?
i'm looking at the west side right now; Is that even a thing? What that area looking like?


I'm not particularly into white chicks so that's not really a selling point for me

It's a thing, but southwest or northwest? If I were you I would visit and get a feel for the city. I would not move to Houston without a visit first.

Search for an apartment in the heights or midtown, and get an idea of it's gonna cost you

 

[25YOUTHS!!]

The driving. Some of the best driving in the country.

Public transport.

The women. By far one of the richest sex markets in the country. Sex clubs, munches, freaks on freaks on freaks.

Major market.

What is there besides lake shore drive as far as driving? From what I've seen even Wisconsin has better driving scenery breh.
I'll admit the public transport system is legit, especially for anything I've seen in the midwest. As a consequence tho it's not really a car friendly city, and Im bringing my car to wherever I end up going.
I'll have to take your word on the sex thing, from what I've seen it wasn't anything out of the ordinary. But then again what you're describing is not really my lane.
btw why ya'll got open sewers in downtown?
Shyt makes no sense and knocks down the whole experience a point or two

 

[wickedsm]

Houston for sure.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Even the lil rat homie was like fukk this weather shyt



But gotta say, this 70 we getting right now

 

[MalikReloaded]

Depends on what you want.

If you want the suburb life, Houston.

If you want the major city life, Chicago.

And no....Houston, in no means, compares to Chicago as a city.

 

[daemonova]

You sound dumb. Most populous dont mean it isnt underrated. The average american cant even name the top 3 largest city by population anyway.

Hell I met some bamma(he from lousianana tho) who didnt even know what Los Angeles was. And this was in HS

It's the third most popular city mayne, only NY and LA are more popular/bigger.

houston is fourth largest, btw

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Houston is overcrowded. Go to Chicago.

 

[MalikReloaded]

One thing Chicago has that LA doesn't is white girls with fat asses.

Are they fukking though

Chicago is one of the most segregated cities.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Are they fukking though

Chicago is one of the most segregated cities.

You ain't lying....

Step up into Cubs land and be feeling like