RennisDeynolds
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
These always strike me as some kind of setup
"Limited condoms"
That sounds crazy, they better make sure there is one for everyman
I’m going to hellThey have a refreshment area.
Probably a table with 2 of these
I got so many but ima hit yall with this classic. Years ago me and two of my homies were strippers. We would get hired to strip and also for sex parties. On this particular night this wasnt something we was hired for but got invited to. One my homies cousin (we'll call him JB). He one of them think he a playa type ass dudes. He cool tho. He coming with us and this is his first time. On the way there he talking all kinds of shyt and we all laughing. So we get there and we all find some hoes to chill and talk with. JB connects with this real bad chick. Lets call her Eve. Tall, slim, caramel with a nice bubble. She kind of looked like Sharon Leal the actress in the face. He all giddy and shyt and we can tell he catching feelings. As we vibing, my homie "A" says damn Tony's here. Tony is a dude that strips with us from time to time. Tall lanky but below the belt the mf is a freak show no homo. We dont like Tony cuz he cocky as hell and always fukking with people starting shyt. Anyways about 30 mins later, the fukking starts. Everybody doing their thing. After some time I can see JB and my homie (his cousin) taking a break so i go over to join them. All JB keeps doing his talking about Eve. This nikka like "yea man we gonna exchange numbers and whoopty whoopty. She said she aint had a man do it like me." We like aight homie salute. Eventually she and a couple girls come over and join us and we all chilling. Eve is sitting JB's lap. After a few mins i see my homies eyes getting wider and wider and he quietly saying "no no no" while grinning so i look over. Tony is walking with the most devilish grin . In one motion, this mfer wraps his dikk around Eve's neck, yanks her of JB's lap, and drags her across the floor and proceeds to start fukking the shyt outta her all kinds of ways. As he fukkinf her, a few more dudes join in on her. JB starts screaming and crying like a bytch "nikka STOP PLEASE STOP AY YALL STOP PLEASE GOD DAMN WHY YALL DOING THAT shyt". As he watches, you can literally see this nikka heart being ripped out. We take him outside and this fool is crying with snot coming out of his nose and throwing up. So eventually we all go get our shyt and decide to leave. The funniest part of the whole night was riding back home. No sounds no music no nothing for the longest and this nikka JB outta nowhere goes "ahhhhhh"....I'll never forget that shyt ever lol
This party is obviously for #RawGang"Limited condoms"
That sounds crazy, they better make sure there is one for everyman
Are you referring to the infamous #ATLorgy ?
That was one of the funniest days I’ve had on TheColi.
The toilet. That gassy bytchI would
Maybe you can find a cute one
If Pinky is in town, you know where she gonna be at
Ahahaha, wasn't there another orgy advertised on Twitter or something nikkas went to?
So they can be sure they were having a man to man convoWrapped his duck around her neck!
While she was sitting in dude lap?
Yeah I know I’m not built for that shyt. Cause I can’t even get over the thought that a group of dudes went outside and had a conversation with they dikks out.
I can just tell it’s gonna be hot in there