Homeless with no money for apartment. What should I do?

[O.T.I.S.]

Op I Thoighg you said your family is rich and owns a record label

He said a lot of dumb shyt in the past.

But like I said, he exposed the real here. It's ok, don't wanna see him down on his luck but as soon as he gets his shyt together I'm back to calling him a fakkit again

assume that being homeless means losing all sense of self preservation brehs.

I guess desperation hasn't set in for you yet.

It's not that you're using the chick, she's getting something in return too.

dikk

Company

Entertainment

A dusty ass nikka to lay next to


And besides food and a warm bed, you're getting something that you probably never seen before.. p*ssy

You think you being prideful when you're really being petty and stupid. Especially being homeless...

And you could go to the dollar store or a thrift shop for a blanket

 

[MarloStanTrill]

Find a fat bytch

for details, see my post above

 

[O.T.I.S.]

5 STEPS YOU CAN TAKE NOW:

1- GO ON CRAIGSLIST CASUAL "W4M (ASSUMING YOU INTO WOMEN)-

2- LOOK FOR FAT CHICKS (THERES SOME DECENT BBW OUT THERE)


3- BUY SOME WEED/DRANK/ HAVE FOOD MONEY


4- GET FADED, EAT GOOD, & POUND CAKES LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT AKA SEDUCE THAT BIH


55 - EAT GOOD, LIVE RENT FREE TILL YOU ON YOUR FEET


(in the mean time enjoy the good top, look for a job 24/7 and try to clean up and wash dishes b4 she get back)

Preach breh

If the nikka is decent looking, could find a decent bbw and be straight for months and don't even know it.

Bringing them weed and drank too

Better hope she don't got kids though.. Or living with her momma. You could still finesse it but might be a lil difficult

 

[MarloStanTrill]

Preach breh

If the nikka is decent looking, could find a decent bbw and be straight for months and don't even know it.

Bringing them weed and drank too

Better hope she don't got kids though.. Or living with her momma. You could still finesse it but might be a lil difficult

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Momma might smoke too

 

[KinksandCoils]

It illegal

of course it is. But it beats staying on the streets

 

[Heelish]

Be poor, fat, uneducated and Black during the holocaust, brehs.

Jesus Christ

Good luck, OP. Listen to @Swirv and stay strong.

 

[Cake]

Op I Thoighg you said your family is rich and owns a record label

never said my family was rich. I said my bro and dad own a record label and club. Which is true. But they don't give me shyt except free tickets, drinks, and a little work. that's why I work at McDonald's nikka.

My family believes in bootstraps

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Go buy a mini skirt and wig and go Downtown Seattle, and suck some dikk for money.

Better throw that boy p*ssy

Sleep with a man for a little bit of moneyPretend your son is at home.

RT this is why you shoulda always buy a gun when u got the spare change. If I ever become homeless or somethin im dead ass robbin any one I see

 

[tater]

If you are in Chicago OP, I can get you set up in one of my programs breh. I don't know how long I can hold onto you but it would be enough to get a couple checks under you at least. Might need you to attend one or two meetings a week for paperworks sake but I can help you breh. Pm me.

so sweet...

 

[EndDomination]

@Cake
Couchsurf,
Look out for White potheads, especially the hippie kind, they generally let you crash with them for a few days,
YMCA
Gym,
Shelter
Shortage unit with a low price
During the day, hang out at the library, get a card so you can apply for secondary jobs, learn coding, apply for summer classes at the local state university, apply for a credit card/line of credit, and generally have somewhere safe and dry
Tindr/POF/OkCupid/SoulSwipe
If you're getting desperate the military may be a good option, just because it'll give you a place to stay, a jumpstart into a career, and a moderately nice salary for your age
This may sound ridiculous, but try to network with music, even though I've never been homeless, if you can connect with a group, a lot of them have overnight sessions in studios

 

[Banned Account12]

Better do some crime

Find a fat bytch

Some good ass advice in this thread

Also OP if none of this shyt helps, just start finessin out here fam

A coli nikka posted some good info about how to finesse money outta online loan sites w/o a bank account

 

[Idaeo]

ROOTS serves young adults between the ages of 18-25.

Location: The shelter is located in the basement of the University Temple United Methodist Church at 1415 NE 43rdStreet. The entrance is in the alley at the southwest corner of the building. Go down the alley between the church and the post office and ROOTS is the set of double blue doors on the left hand side.

People seeking shelter can come to our door or call 206-632-1635 between 8:00 and 8:30PMand ask to be put on the list. If more than 45 people are trying to access shelter, then a random drawing is done at 8:30PM to determine who will be turned away. The doors open for sign-in at 9pm.



Services Provided:
Safe emergency overnight shelter to homeless young adults, ages 18-25
Clean bedding and sheets
Snacks, dinner, and hot breakfast (when available)
Showers
Clothing, toiletries and other basic needs
On-site case management and referral to other support and transitional services
Supportive and nurturing relationships between staff, volunteers, and guests

ID Requirements: ROOTS requires a state-issued photo ID within 5 stays OR a note from a case manager saying you are in the process of getting an ID.

Children: ROOTS cannot accept any person under the age of 18.


FOR MEN
Emergency meals

We serve men at our downtown shelter by providing 3 daily meals:

• Breakfast: 7:30am, 8:15am and 9:00am
• Lunch: 11:30am (No lunch service on Sundays)
• Dinner: 5:30pm

Emergency shelter

• Showers
• Clean clothing
• Personal hygiene items
• Overnight shelter

Our downtown shelter is located at:

318 2nd Avenue Extension South
Seattle, WA 98104
Map

Do you need help? Get in touch with Brian — 206.622.5177 orbchandler@ugm.org.



stay up breh

 

[Mason83]

@Cake
Couchsurf,
Look out for White potheads, especially the hippie kind, they generally let you crash with them for a few days,
YMCA
Gym,
Shelter
Shortage unit with a low price
During the day, hang out at the library, get a card so you can apply for secondary jobs, learn coding, apply for summer classes at the local state university, apply for a credit card/line of credit, and generally have somewhere safe and dry
Tindr/POF/OkCupid/SoulSwipe
If you're getting desperate the military may be a good option, just because it'll give you a place to stay, a jumpstart into a career, and a moderately nice salary for your age
This may sound ridiculous, but try to network with music, even though I've never been homeless, if you can connect with a group, a lot of them have overnight sessions in studios

Is coding difficult? Where might someone learn to code at the library? Thanks

 

[Aphrodite]

Prayers are with you.

I think shelters charge daily too. At least out here.

Sucks that you gotta pay to sleep at a dayum homeless shelter. Wtf.