Hollywood's Biggest Turkeys Of 2015: The Films That Flopped

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Yeah, I hadn't heard about this shyt until like a week ago either. I'm actually shocked to see it opened on so many screens. Seems like the kind of movie they'd put on 1000 or less.



Why the fukk would anyone think going onto a podcast is gonna do shyt? :mjlol:

And I actually looked the movie up and saw it was written by Max Landis?! Between this and American Ultra he's falling off that "young fresh talent" pedestal almost as fast as his Chronicle buddy Josh Trank did. :russ:

Hell, I just saw he got another movie upcoming called Mr. Right as well, and its first reviews are also overwhelmingly negative. Guess that's it then. Completely rip off Akira for your first well received movie and then accomplish nothing anymore, brehs.

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Dude has been living off of the Pan's labyrinth hype for 9 years now. He's been a joke.
i enjoyed the Hellboy movies personally, and i know people love Blade 2. i never gave that series much of a chance to be honest.
 

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Yeah, I hadn't heard about this shyt until like a week ago either. I'm actually shocked to see it opened on so many screens. Seems like the kind of movie they'd put on 1000 or less.



Why the fukk would anyone think going onto a podcast is gonna do shyt? :mjlol:

And I actually looked the movie up and saw it was written by Max Landis?! Between this and American Ultra he's falling off that "young fresh talent" pedestal almost as fast as his Chronicle buddy Josh Trank did. :russ:

Hell, I just saw he got another movie upcoming called Mr. Right as well, and its first reviews are also overwhelmingly negative. Guess that's it then. Completely rip off Akira for your first well received movie and then accomplish nothing anymore, brehs.

Tons of people listen to podcasts breh. Just because the Netherlands ain't on game ..:sas1:

fukk landis. Saw him throwing shade at nolan recently and now inarritu/the revenant :birdman:
 

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Well

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Eh... like that whole Superman video he did it mostly consists of him stating things everyone knows with very little unique insight (in fact, the Superman vid was literally just him recapping the story and the editorial decisions behind it) with a bunch of low-budget meme-bait sketches in between. It's basically just a way so internet nerds can say "See! Someone mainstream agrees with me on this!" to all their friends.

Tons of people listen to podcasts breh. Just because the Netherlands ain't on game ..:sas1:

fukk landis. Saw him throwing shade at nolan recently and now inarritu/the revenant :birdman:

Yeah? How many people listen to that bullshyt in @MartyMcFly's sig though? :sas2:

Nolan and Inarritu deserve the shade. I mean, The Revenant looks good and all but in a world where PTA, the Coen brothers, Kitano, Herzog, Refn, Villeneuve and many more are still alive and working those two don't deserve a honorable mention in a discussion about the best directors working today.
 

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Eh... like that whole Superman video he did it mostly consists of him stating things everyone knows with very little unique insight (in fact, the Superman vid was literally just him recapping the story and the editorial decisions behind it) with a bunch of low-budget meme-bait sketches in between. It's basically just a way so internet nerds can say "See! Someone mainstream agrees with me on this!" to all their friends.



Yeah? How many people listen to that bullshyt in @MartyMcFly's sig though? :sas2:

Nolan and Inarritu deserve the shade. I mean, The Revenant looks good and all but in a world where PTA, the Coen brothers, Kitano, Herzog, Refn, Villeneuve and many more are still alive and working those two don't deserve a honorable mention in a discussion about the best directors working today.
Even pta stans forgot about inherent vice :umad:
 
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